Shayari SMS Page 8

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Koi khamosh ho jae to hum tarap jate hain Faraz

Hum khamosh hue to kisi ne haal tak na pocha

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Wo tou aisa tha k ik aansoo girny ki b wajha pocha karta tha
Mohsin

Par na jany kyon ab usy barsat ki pehchaan nahi hoti

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"Mujh se to khudh naseeb hein meray ye chand haroof"

"Jin ko kuch dair tak parhe gi nigaah teri".

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Kaanch ki tarha hotay hain hum gharebon k dil Faraz

Kabhi toot jatay hain to kabhi tor diye jatay hain.

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Kaun Rakhta Hai is zamanay mein muhabbat ka bharam
"Saqi"

Hum ko to apnoo nay rulane ki qasam khai hai.

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"Hum bhi bikne gaye they Bazaar-e-Dosti mein...!"
MoHsiN

"Kya pata tha wafa walon ko log kharida nahi karte...!"

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Taazi hai abi pehli molaqaat ki khushbo
Jazbaat me doobe hoye lamhaat ki khushbo

Jis hathko pal bhar k liye thaam liya tha
Muddat se hath me hai usi hath ki khushbu

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Itni shiddat Aansuon mein pehlay kabhi na thi "Mohsin"

Dekha apne naseeb ko to sar-e-Aam ro diye

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Teri nafrat mein wo dam nahi, jo meri chahat ko mita dy
*MoHsiN*

Meri chahat ka samandar teri soch sy bhi Gehra hai.

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Roz-e-Azzal Ki Tarha Aaj bhi Usey Toot K Chahtay Hain
'Wasi'

Kon Kehta Hy Faaslay Mohabbton Ko Mita Detay Hain.

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Ghazal SMS Page 7

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Usy kehna tumhari yaad ka mosam nahi badla

Teri chahat k phoolo ki abhi tak khushbo nahi bikhri

Mery ander tumhari zat ka ehsas baqi hai

Tumhari dam se meri zindagi ki sans baqi hai

Usy kehna mosam to badlty rehte hain

Kabhi mosam bdalny se ye aankhain nam nahi hoti Mohabbat kam nahi hoti

Usy kehna mohabbat kam nahi hoti

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*Mujhe ab bhi mohabbat hai*

Tere qadmon ki aahat se,

Teri har muskurahat se,

Tere baaton ki khushbu se,

Teri aankhon k jaadu se,

Teri dilkash adaaon se,

Teri qaatil jafaon se,

*Mujhe ab bhi mohabbat hai*

Teri raahon mein ruknay se,

Teri palkon ke jhukny se,

Sehr-o-shaam haathon pe,

Tera hi naam likhny se,

Tere tesh-o-adawat se,

Teri be-jaa shikayat se,

Yahan tak ke sanam mery

Teri har ik aadat se,

*Mujhe ab bhi mohabbat hai*

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Tum jo hotay to mujhay kitna sahara hota
Main nay gheron ko na dukh mein pukara hota

Jitni shidat say wabasta tha mein tuj say
Kis tarha mera tere bagair guzara hota

Mujh ko yeh soch he kafi hay "Jalane k Liye"
Main na hota to koi or tumhara hota

Or hum baith k khamoshi say roye jatay Saqi
Shaam hoti sharab hoti or kisi darya ka kinara hota

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Aisa Niyaaz-e-Ishq Ne Saada Bana Diya,
Hum Uss K Ho Gaye Ussay Apna Bana Diya

Taqdeer Ne, Falak Ne, Mohabbat Ne, Ishq Ne,
Jis Ne Bhi Chaha Mera Tamaasha Bana Diya

Veeraaniyan Samait Kar Saaray Jahan Ki,
Jab Kuch Na Ban Saka To Mera Dil Bana Diya

Ab Tum Mere Bano Na Bano Hai Tum Ko Ikhtiyaar,
Taqdeer Ne Tou Mujh Ko Tumhara Bana Diya....!

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Na me paas usko bula saka~
~Na me dil ki baat bata saka~

~Wo hansi hansi me hi chal diya~
~K me hath tak na mila saka~

~U hi sochta raha door tak~
Magar usko kuch na bata saka~

~Ye maqaam hi tha ajeeb sa~
~K me khud ko b na bcha saka~

~Wo juda hua to kuch is tarah~
~Koi rasam tak na nibha saka~

~Usay jana tha wo chala gaya~
Usay aaj tak na bhula saka.

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Wo Shakhs Kabhi Dasht Se Guzre Tou Usey Kehna,

Ek Pal Mere Ghar Mein Bhi Thehre Usey Kehna,

Kehna Ke Samandar Ke Kinare Pe Na Jaey,

Kuch Log Samandar Se Bhi Hain Gehre Usey Kehna,

Zarkhaiz Zameen Kabhi Banjar Nahi Hoti,

Darya He Badal Lete Hain Rasta Usey Kehna,

Kuch Log Sagar Ke Liye Mozoon Nahi Hote,

Kuch Raste Kat-tay Nahi Tanha Usey Kehna,

Is Shehar Mein Such Keh Ke Gunehgaar Na Hona,

Ke Basti Ke Sabhi Log Hain Behre Usey Kehna.

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Bohut heran hota hon, kisi se jab ye sunta hon...

K tu raaton ko tanha dair tak taron ki chaon mein...

Ab aksar apne ghar ki chhat pe betha, khuwab bunta hai...

Main aksa sochta hon, Tu mile to tujh se ye pochon...

Andheron se tumhari dosti kasy hoi hamdam?

Tumhe to shaam ki purchairon se khof aata tha.

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Main kisi aur ki hon itna bata k royi,
Woh mujhay mehndilagay hath dikha k royi,

Main bay qasoor hoon qudrat ka faisla hay yeh,
Lipat k mujh say woh bus itna bata k royi,

Mujh pay aik karb ka tofan ho gia haayel,
Jab meray samnay khat meray jala k royi,

Meri nafrat aur adawat pighal gai pal mein,
Woh bay wafa hay to kiun mujh ko rula k royi,

Sab shikway meray ek pal mein behh gay "Wasi",
Jheel si aankhon mein jab aanson saja kar royi.

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PATA NAHI KYUN?


Khuwab bikhar jate hain dhere dhere,
Saray log bichar jate hain dhere dhere,

Zabt karo to behtar hay warna,
Aanso zor pakar jate hain dhere dhere,

Sab irada kar ke sath chalte hain phir,
Raste badal jatay hain dhere dhere,

Jitnay paas hum kisi ke hote hain,
Utne fasle barh jate hain dhere dhere,

MAGAR

PATA NAHI KYUN?

Log badal jate hain dhere dhere.

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Aisa Niyaaz-e-Ishq Ne Saada Bana Diya
Hum Uss K Ho Gaye Ussay Apna Bana Diya

Taqdeer Ne, Falak Ne, Mohabbat Ne, Ishq Ne
Jis Ne Bhi Chaaha Mera Tamasha Bana Diya

Veeraaniyan Samait Kar Saray Jahan Ki,
Jab Kuch Na Ban Saka Tou Mera Dil Bana Diya

Ab Tum Mere Bano Na Bano Hai Tum Ko Ikhtiyaar
Taqdeer Ne Tou Mujh Ko Tumhara Bana Diya.

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Funny SMS Page 6

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Dear,

I am colleting quaid-e-Azam's photos
I need your contribution 4 my collection
Tu ghar mein jitne bhi 5,10,20,50,100,500,1000,5000 k note hon to bejho

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Yar plz mujhe 1 minute ki call karo baat itni zaruri nahi hai bus meri dosto k sath shart lagi hy
Unhain yaqeen nahi aaraha

K


Cartoon b mobile fon rakhty hain

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Zindagi me jab tumko koi rasta dikhai na de

Koi manzil dikhai na de

Koi apna dikhai na de

To tum

Meray pas ana

Main tumko



Aankhon k Doctor k pas le jaonga

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Choose Any Number

10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100



Then I'll tell U




Nothing



Tum logo ko to chska hi parh gaya hy
Main kya najumi hon

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Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzzx tiwxxzmwxwwezz
kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb kzawrnxwzaz twzxhza
kwxzawrx diwxzyxwa.
?
?
?
Iss sms mein say W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P SMS milega

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Ek chooza sherni se darling I Love You
Sherni: Abey single pasli k tu ne apni jaan,height dekhi hai?

Chooza: sab chor jan-e-man confidence dekh

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:Dunya me 2 tarha k log hain 1 "haseen" aur dosry "zaheen"...

"Haseen" wo jis ka msg ap parh rahe hain

Aur "zaheen" wo jis ne yeh msg aap ko send kia hy

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Sa
Re
Ga
Ma
Pa
Da
Ni
Sa
Re
Tak
Dina
Din
Dha
Ma
Pa
Ni
Sa
Ni
Sa
Re
Sa
Re
Ga
Ma
Pa...


Mubarak ho!
Ap miraasi ban gaye

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Teacher: kal kyun absent thy?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Teacher: kis liye?
Boy: yes mis bohut liye.

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Isi
LIye
Me
Bar
Bar
Kehta
Hon
K
Ap
Khana
Kha
K
Pani
Wani
P
K
Ao
Ye
SMS
Bohut
Lamba
Hay
Phir
Baad
Me
Ap
Bhi
Ye
Hi
Kahoga
y K
Oye
Yaar
Kia
Hay
Ye
SMS
To
Khatam
Hi
Nahi
Horaha
Pata
Nahi
Or
Kitni
Dair
Parhna
parega?
Gussa
Na
Karo
Ap
Ko
Ye
Jaan
K
Bohut
Khushi
Hogi
K
Msg
Abhi
B
Khatam
Nahi
Hua
Q
K
Is
Msg
Ki
Gherai
Ka
Ap
Ko
Abhi
Andaza
Nahi
Hai
Ye
Samanda
Se
B
Ziyada
Ghera
Hai
Magar
Ab
Ye
Asmaan
Se
B
Zyada
Uncha
Hogya
Hai
Kher
Mujhe
Sirf
Ye
Pochna
Tha
Light he ya nahi?

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Shayari SMS Page 4

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Chahne wale muqadar se mila karte hain *FARAZ*
..
Woh iss baat ko tasleem kare ga mere jane k baad

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Mere hi hathon pay likhi hai TAQDEER meri FARAZ

Aur meri hi TAQDEER pay mera bas nahi chalta

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Shayad K Wo Likh Hi De Mujhy Tery Haq Mein Faraz

Tu Kaatib-e-Taqdeer Se Zara Israar Tou Kar

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teri ulfat ki rahoon mein loota de zindagi hum ne.

dil-o-jaan lootne wale to kitna bewafa nikla.

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YOoN tO RaaT kA ALaM HasEEn HoTa HAi MadHoSh BhI

Magar chand Dekhoon To Meri RatAin BaDal jati Hain

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Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

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Ajeeb tarah se nakam rahe hum dono "SAQI"
Tu mujhe chah na saka 'AUR' main tujhe bhula na saka.....

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Ek ehsaas hay yeh rooh se mehsoos karo
pyar ko pyar he rehnay do koi naam na do

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Wabasta TERI hayaat se sabi Silsilay hy magar!

Meri zindgi hy Mukhtasir TERI muhabut k liye.

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Mri "hasti" bhi jaisy tri Mohtaaj bn gai ho
"WASI"

Raat tujhy yaad kr k sona,
Subah tri yaad k sang uthna.!

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Pathan SMS Page 6

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Pathan naqli note le kar dukaan waly k pas surf lene gaya,

Dukaan wala: Is mein quid-e-azam ki topi nae he.

Pathan: meli pari he usi k lye to surf lene aya hun.

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Admi: Ye bcha tmara kia lagta hy?

Pathan: Ye hmara dooor ka sagga bhai hy

Sardar: Door ka saga bhai? me samjha nai

Pathan: iIs k or mere darmiyan 13 behen bhai hain.

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Teacher: Sardar ki 5 biwian 20 bchay
Pathan ki 1 biwi 9 bchay
To btao in dono me kon acha?

Papu: Score to sardar ka acha hai magar strike rate pathan ka..

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Pathan sakht garmi mein 2 coat pehan k ghar mein pain ker raha tha.
Admi: 2 Coat q pehne hain?
Pathan: Dibay pe likha hy k ache colour k liye 2 Coat zrori hain.

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1 Pathan apna rishta dekhne gaya ghar walon ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitne behan bhai hein
Larki ghuse se: Pehle 5 thay ab 6 hein

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Principal: School ka time 8 bjay ka hai aur tum 9 bjay aa rahe ho?

Pathan student: Sir tum hamara intizar mat kia karo

Classes start kar dia karo.

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Girl: Mujh se shaadi karoge?
Pathan: Nahi hum shaadi sirf rishta daron mein karte hain...
Meri maa ne abba se ki,
Bhai ne bhibhi se...
Aur hum bhi apna biwi se karega.

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Pathan ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha "Eid Mubbarak"

Pathan ne chupke se note jaib mein rakhte hue kaha
"Khair Mubbarak"

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Pathan ne apni jaan pe khel k jalti hoi building se 6 logon ko zinda nikala

Magar
Logon ne phir bhi usko bohut mara

Q?

q k wo 6 k 6 fire brigade waley they.

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Pathan's wife: aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai jis ko kha kar ap pagal hojaye ge

Pathan: jaan aisa kiya pakaya hai?

Wife: Naswaar Ghosht

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Mazahiya Shayari SMS

Mazahiya Shayari SMS Text Messages:
Urdu Mazahiya Shayari SMS, Hindi Mazahiya Shayari SMS, English Mazahiya Shayari SMS, Funny Poetry SMS, New Mazahiya Shayari SMS...

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Main ghoomta raha teray shehar mein "Wasi"
Koi ek bhi bachi na phansi
Kisi nay chaye poochi hai na lassi
Ja oye Wasi
Tu vi khassi tay tera shaher vi khassi

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Haal-e-dil kuch is tarha hai hamara
Yaad ap ko hr pal kiya karte hain

Jo na aye kisi din SMS apka
.
.
.
.
.
.
To
Purana hi parh liya karte hain

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"Nawaz sharif" arz karte hain

Gunjay teri sharafat pe kisi ko na hoga shak
Halki Halki bhook mein halka phulka tuc

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Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
Dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

Uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
Kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

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Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao ge
Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao ge
Lo tumhara naam LOADSHEDING rakh dia
Jub chor k jao ge 2/3 ghante bad to ajao ge

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Aaj girani ka haal mat pocho
Aaj arrtees ho gai hei shakar
Phir b wo chorte nae meetha
Jin ki chatees ho gai hei kamar

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Kal b SMS zinda tha
Aj b SMS zinda hy

Tum kitney tax lagao gay
Hr mobile se SMS nikle ga

Nara-e-SMS
Jiye SMS

SMS khapay
SMS khapay

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Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia.

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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

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A cute poen by a school boy..

White color ka dress pehen kar
Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..
School lagta hai poultry farm
Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey
Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak
Teacher ka ye funda..
Mujhe banati hen murga,
Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda

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Question and Answer Riddle SMS

Question And Answer SMS Text Messages:
Urdu Question And Answer SMS, Hindi Question And Answer SMS, English Question And Answer SMS, Q & A SMS, Choose 1 No SMS, Select Any Alphabet SMS

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Question:
Koi ek option select karen,
Hum aap ki life ka raaz open karen gay.
1. Silver Ring
2. Golden Shoes
3. Red Lipstick
4. White Bangels
5. Black Eyes
Reply is Must

Answer:
1. Silver Ring: Dil ki baat dil mein rakhte ho,,,
kisi ko batana pasand nahi karte.
2. Golden Shoes: Apne pyar se bohut pyar karne ki khawahish hai.
3. Red Lipstick: Khud pe yaqeen rakhte ho, Romantic ho.
4. White Bangels: Pur'aman ho, Achi soch wale.
5. Black Eyes: Bohut sensitive ho, Pyare dil kay malik.

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Question:
Duniya me 13 kism k DIL hoty hain,

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13

In me se 1 Nmbr select kar k reply karen
Pata chale k apka kesa DIL hay

Answer:
1. Emandaar
2. Beeman
3. Rehmdil
4. Khule Dil wala
5. Lover
6. Qadrdan
7. Matlabi
8. Wafadar
9. Behtar
10. Dukhi
11. Bewafa
12. Lalchi
13. Masti

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Question:
Aap mujhe apna kya samajte ho?
Choose 1 Number
100
200
300
400
500
600
700
800
900
Reply Must

Answer:
100: Apni jaan
200: Kuch b nahi
300: Nafrat k Qabil
400: Apna Humsafar
500: Apna bhai/behn
600: Apna Dushman
700: Apna wellwisher
800: Apna dost
900: Bohut Qareeb

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Question:
Kisi 2 numbers ka total kar k reply karein
Then I will tell youk shadi k baad aap ki joori kesi rahe gi...
83+97=
57+63=
7+9=
25+25=
2+7=
Answer:
Your Joori is:--
180=Ghusa+Ghusa
120=Sweet+Dull
16=Love+Caring
50=Love+Love
9=Stylish+Caring

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Question:
020
120
244
264
557
302
309
900
Select 1 No then I'll tell u k apka mind kis kism ka he?

Answer:
020: Irritating Mind
302: Cool Mind
244: Clever Mind
264: Romantic Mind
557: Loving Mind
302: Duffer Mind
309: Lazy Mind
900: Soft Mind

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Question:
Ap apnay/apni life partner ko kis naam se bulaaen ge?
Select one No then I will tell you...
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Its Interesting

Answer:
1.Oye
2.By name
3.Munne k abba/amma
4.Darling
5.Sweet-heart
6.Jaan
7.Cutie pie
8.Janu
9.Jan-E-man
10. G zara sunay

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Question:
Choose 3 alphabets
then I will tell u k is saal apko 3 cheezein kya milen ge.
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j,
k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t,
u, v, w, x, y, z

Answer:
a bohut jald shaadi
b tarefen
c gifts
d dilagi
e new enemy
f new friend
g great news
h narazgia
i jhagray
j bohut se sms
k khuwahish puri hogi
l you are in love
m bohut si khushia
n love
o dua karne wale
p pyaar
q inaam
r good results
s kaamyaabi
t tarp
u good days
v you hate someone
w wonderfaul days
x fight with someone
y yaaden
z koi rose dega

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Question:
Choose a number "shaadi" kahan ya kis se hogi?
09
19
28
37
46
55
64
73
82
91
100
Reply only a number Quickly...

Answer:
09 Ajnabi k ghar
19 Phupo k ghar
28 Khala k ghar
37 Friend k saath
46 Teacher se
55 Mamu k ghar
64 Lover k saath
73 Hamsayon k ghar
82 Dost k ghar
91 Apni pasand se
100 Student

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Question:
Select 1 No
Aap ki bachpan se kya ban'ne ki khuwahish hai...?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
7
8
9
10
Reply Must

Answer:
1: Dhobi
2: Sweeper
3: Waiter
4: Watchman
5: Kasai
6: Mochi
7: Teen dabay wala
8; Bhangi
9: Sabzi wala
10: Plumber

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Question:
Choose 1 of these...
then I will tell you k apko jo pasand karta hy...
wo kis waja se like karta hy...?
@@@
+++
///
***
%%%
&&&
###
===
Reply

Answer:
@@@ : Your Eyes
+++ : Your Height
/// : Your Fair Colour
*** : Your Voice
%%% : Your Ghusa
&&& : Your Smartnes
### : Your Zid
=== : Your Clean Nature

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Kanjoos SMS

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(',')
< > (','),___
_/''\__// LL


Arey arey
kia hua?
Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon pakrne wali kya baat hai

Uth jao

Phir kabhi sms bhej dena

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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

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<(Cup)>
     ) (
   !!!!!
*Mubarak ho*

SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of "Kanjoosi" 2010
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

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Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


Janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte?

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Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

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Hum fizaoon k badalne ka intezaar nahi karte
Aandhi k rukne ka intezaar nahi karte

Yaad aati hay tou SMS kar dete hain
Kanjusoon k SMS ka interzaar nahi karte

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"Karachi" aur us k muzafat mein ...

Messages ka waqt ho gaya hay


Baqi log apne muqami waqt k mutabiq Msg karna shuru krein.
Aur

Kanjoos log sirf parhen.(Shukria)

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Hello

Kia haal hay?

Hia ho raha hay?

Aap kahan rehte ho?

Kitne rooms hain?

Ghar mein TV hay?

Kon se channels aate hain?

Table hay?

Chair bhi hogi

Jaanwer paalte ho?

Billi hay?

Music sunte ho?

Phir audio system bhi hoga

Nalka hay?

Paani aata hay?

Fridge hay?

Fan hay ya AC?

Phone hay?

Wireless hay ya Landline?

Mobile hay?

Nokia hay ya koi aur?

Sim hay?

Balance bhi hoga

Tou sMs kion nahi karte

Kanjoooooooooooooos

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Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

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Raat ho to Moon jalta hay
Garmiyon mein july or june jalta hay

Pyar ho jaye to chain-o-sukoon jalta hay

Or

Aap jesa kanjoos Dost ho to Khoon jalta hay

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IQ Test SMS

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Simple I.Q test:

Saleem kaleem ka baap hy.

Saleem kaleem k bap ka ....... hy?

Fill in blank and Reply?
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Answer: Naam(Name)

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My dear, I m getting engaged 29 feb 2010 on monday
8:00 PM at Gulshan Iqbal Karachi.
So I m inviting you that you will join my engment 2 give the friendship proof.
Thanks
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Answer: 29 Feb Doesn't Exist

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Agar ap se kaha jaye k,
chaar zero ek saath likh k dikhain
to ap kese likhen ge?
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G nahi
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Ans: 4017

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Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gift Diya
Aur Kaha...
Bhook Lage Tou Khaa Lena,
Pyaas Lage Tou Pee Lena,
Aur Thand Lage Tou Jala Lena

Quetion: Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya?
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Answer: (Naaryal)

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Dimagh Lagao Or Jawab Do
Nah Tou Msg Kar K Sorry Karo.

Aap K Maamu Ki
Behen Ki Saas Ki
Betay Ki Saas K
Potay Ki Biwi Ki
Saas Ka Shohar
Aap ka Kon Huwa?

Reply Fast
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Answer: Mera Abbu(My Father)

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Challenge
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Ameer ko ..... ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Ghareeb k paas ..... hota hai.
Hum .... khayen to mar jayengy.
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Teeno mein 1 hi jawab aayega
(Reply Fast)

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Wo Kon Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Khareedtay Waqt Black Hoti Hai,
Istemaal Karte Waqt Red Hoti Hai...
Aur Jab Usay Phaink Den Tou Grey Ho Jaati Hai?

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Woh kiya cheez hay jo insaan daikhta hay toh pehnta nahi...
Agar pehnta hay toh utar'ta nahi,

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Ek badshaah ka wazir ghalti karta hay,
tau badshaah usay maut ki saza sunata hay
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Wazir ko ek kamray mein band kar k usay kabootar de diya jata hay
Aur kaha jata hay tum is kabootar ko jis tarha se maro ge...
hum tumhein bilkul usi tarha ki maut dain ge!
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Wazir kabootar ko maar deta hay lekin khud zinda rehta hay
Kesay?
Reply Must I'm Waiting

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Jawab Do...
Konsa Kaam Hai Jo 1 Admi Apni Zindgi Mein 1 Bar Karta Hai,
Par Wahi Kaam 1 Aurat Roz Karti Hai...?

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Punjabi SMS

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Fazlo: Yar sadi mis kendi ay k majj da doodh pean nal dimagh tez honda ay?

Pappu: Gapp mardi ay je ay gal hondi tay apna "Katta" engineer na honda

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Ethay kinu maan wafawan da
Te kinu naaz adawan da
Assi peely pattar darakhtan dy
Sanu rehnda khaof hawawan da

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Old concept "Do or Die"

New Concept "Do before you Die"

Latest concept "Don't Die Until you Do"


Our concept "O sab tey theek ae per karna kie ae?"

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Ranjha: main tumhare pyaar mein barbad ho gaya, ruswa ho gaya, zilil-o-khwar ho gaya

Heer

Te Me keri doctor ban gai aa

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I saw a dream last night

Only U & Me

U were looking so innocent,
U kon why?
B'coz
I was eating Ice-cream & u were saying

Thori G day.

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Chaa pio thy
Khao anday
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday

Sara hafta nahay nae
Kapray v navy paay nae
Nha dho k ban jo banday
Happy Sunday

Rang brangay kapry pao
Puranay dostan nu mil k aao
Dukh wndo changy mandy
Happy Sunday Happy Sunday

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Ranjha: Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hon main,
Bethe bethe kahin kho jata hon main,
Kiya yehi pyaar hy?

Heer: Nahi a kamzori aey glucoz di bottle lawa.

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U € €€ €€€€


U R €€ €€€€


U R S€ €€€€€


U R SO €€€€€


U R SO €€€€T


U R SO €€€ET


U R SO €€EET




"U R SO DHEET"


Puttar har weley Tarifan nai hondiyan.

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Teacher to Student: tum kal school kyun nahi aye?

Student: Miss hamare ghar par mehmaan aye thay

Teacher: O.I.C

Student: agar o ayi hondi te mein aj v nai si ana

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 ('.')
<) (> Yar gal sun
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Masjid wichu lota fir gaib ae,
Tu baaz ni aaya!

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Quotes SMS

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A beautiful life does not just happen, it is built daily by prayer, humilty, sacrifice and love. May that beautiful life be yours always.

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We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

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If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back theyd never ask you to.

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I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.

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Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.

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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher strates. The great teacher inspires.

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Communication. It's the first thing we really learn in life. Funny thing is, once we grow up, learn our words and really start talking, the harder it becomes to know what to say, or how to ask for what we really need.

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Only Two Persons In This Earth Will Be Extremely Happy!


One who gets everything in Love

&

The one who does not know what is Love.

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We always work for making better tomorow

When tomorow comes instead of enjoying

We again start thinking for better tomorow

"Tomorow Never Comes"

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The word "Trust" is the base of all relations but a small mistake can change it's entire meaning & value like a missing "T" can "Rust" the whole Relationship.

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Flirt SMS

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Only 10% Girls Play Games Like....
Tennis
Football
Caroms
Cricket
etc....
Because 90% Girls Play With The Life Of Boys
So
Be Careful.


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Love is an illusion!
It's a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people
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People with strong hearts believe in Flirting.


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Boy: Suit acha pehna hai

Girl:Thks

Boy:lipstik bohut achi lagai hai

Girl:Thks

Boy:makeup b bohut acha kia hai

Girl:Thks "BHAI"

Boy:khubsorat phir b nahi lag rahi ho


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Girl is like Computer virus
She enter's in our Life
Scan our pockets
Transfer our memory
Edit our Mind
Download her Problems
Delete our smile
&
Hang us forever


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REMEMBER
No matter how bad you are,
You are not totally useless
You can still be used...
as a...
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BAD EXAMPLE


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"Height Of Badluck"
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A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth)
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And........
His wife receives the phone......!!


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I Loved Sum1,
But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces,
& Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1,
And People Call Me A Flirt:-


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Ramazan SMS

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Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pe Chaand Mubarak Kehtay Hein
Sub Se Pehly Hum Aap Ko Ramazan Mubbrak Kehtay Hein

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Khalqat e KHUDA aj rone ko hy
Mah e Ramzan ab juda hone ko hy
Socho zra kia khoya kia paya hum ne
Kia apne RAB ko manaya hum ne
kia jane ub naseb ma yeh mah ho ya na ho
Us ki rehmat ka kia faida uthaya hum ne
Ab hone se ashk bar kia faida
Jab bab e rehmat bnd hone ko hy.

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May Allah Almighty Give You Enough Strenghth To Keep Facts,
And To Conduct Whole Month With Patientce And With Good Health.
Ameen
Ramazan Mubbarak

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"Wo Chand ka Chamakna.."
"Wo Masjido ka Sawarna.."
""Wo Musalmano ki Dhoom..""
""Ramzan is Coming Soon..""
**HAPPY RAMZAN MUBBARAK IN ADVANCE**

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Ramazan Mubarak to U and UR Family.
May Allah Bless All Of Us In This Holy Month.
Ameen

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Rehmat Aur Barkat Ka Aaya Mehman
Nemat Aur Maghfirat Ka Mily Ga Inaam

Kar Lo Tayyari Istaqbaal Ki
Aa Raha Hai Pyara "Maah-E-Ramazan"

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Happy New Moon of Mah-E-Ramzaan
May ALLAH Shower His Countless Blessings On You & Your Family.

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Ramazan Mubbark
Ay Allah!
Mujhe Ramazan K Liye Salamat Rakh,
Or Ramazan Ko Mere Liye Rehmat Bana
Or Humein Ramazan Ka Asal Haq Ada Karne Ki Toufeeq Dy.
Ameen

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Wishing U 4 Weeks Of "Rehmat"
30 Days Of "Ebadat"
720 Hours Of "Barkat"
43200 Minuts Of "Qaboliat"
2592000 Seconds Of "Maghfirat"

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Ramzan ka 1st Ashra: REHMAT 1st Ashry ki Dua "Ay mery RAB Tu RAHEEM hay, Bakhsh dy, Rehem farma, Be'Shaq tu behtar hy, Rehem farmany wala hy "RAMZAN Mubarik

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Pathan SMS

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A Pathan ordered pizza,
Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it into 4 piecs or 8 ?
Pathan said : 4 hi kar dey yaar, 8 khaye ni jay gai..

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2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Pehli: Main To 1100 Lungi.
Dusri: Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.

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3 Pathan picnic par gae wahan ja kar yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gae...
Decide kia k sab say chota Pathan ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota Pathan: Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere aney tak samosey nahi khao ge?
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya
Pathan nae aya
2 din guzar gae
Dono ne socha k ab samosey kha lene chahiye
Jese hi samosa uthaya...

Chota Pathan drakht k peeche se nikal k bola..
Aisay karo gy to main nahi jaon ga!

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Aik pathan sochta raha

sochta raha

sochta raha

sari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtey sochtey hi mar gaya

K

Meri behan k 4 bhai to mere 3 kyun?

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1 Masjid mein chanday ki apeal hui

1 Ne kaha mein 1100 donga.
Dosre ne kaha mein 1200 donga
1 Pathan josh mein Aa k bola hum 1661 de ga us mein FM aur Torch bhi hai.

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Ek Pathan subha nashta kar raha tha









To ab kia wo nashta b na kare?
Jaan lelo pathano ki
Tum logo ko har baat me joke chahiye bus.

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Pathan: Mujhay to ankhain band karnay par b dikhai deta hy.
Friend: Acha! Kiya dikhayi deta hy?
Pathan: Andhera

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Aik Pathan oxford university me professor tha...
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Neechay kya dhond rahe ho, Joke to oper tha.

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Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogya
Wo khushi mein nachne laga
1 Admi ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy?
Pathan: Oye yara agar hum gadhay pe betha hota to hum b gum ho jata.

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Pathan bohut deir se 1 hasin larki ko ghoor raha tha
Larki sharma k kya dekh rahe ho?
Pathan: Hum soch raha tha k agar tum hamara maa hota to hum b khobsurat hota.

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Barish SMS

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Besan ki roti,
Lemo ka achaar,
Doston ki khushi,
Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain,
Kisi ka intezar,
Mubark ho aapko,
Barish ki bahar,
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Happy Rainy Day

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()""() ,',',','
( 'o') ,',',','
(,,)=(,,) ',',',',


Have a lovely season
Enjoy THE TIP TIP " " "WEATHER

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge

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H p
A p
y

A n
R y
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D A Y


"sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye"!!
Enj0y!

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/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/

/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/

Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,

Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!

(Aameen)

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Rain Is Not Only Drops Of Water
It Is The Love Of Sky4 Earth
They Never Meet Each Other
But
Sends Love This Way
Enjoy The Love Of Nature

HAPPY RAINY DAY

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

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Taste Of Oranges
Beauty Of Autumn Colors
Golden Sunlight
Walk In Frost
Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
Happy first rain of winter

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if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!

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Rain iz a wonderful opportunity
2 love 2 care
2 share
2 enjoy
Now
2 thanks God for all His blessings we receive
WISH yoU HAPPY MoonNSooN SEASON

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Ghazal SMS

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Ek jurm hua hai hum say, ek dost bana baithay hain,
Kuch apna sa uss ko samaj kar, Sab raaz bata baithay hain

Phir uss kay pyar ki raah mein, Dil-o-jaan ganwa baithay hain
Wo yaad buhot hiaatay hain jo hum ko bhula bathay hain,

Iss jurm ki mili hai saza aisi,
Hum un sey juda ho baithay hain.

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Zakhm-e-tanhai me khushbo-e-hina kis ki thi
Sayaa devaar permera tha, sada kis ki thi

Uski raftar se lipti raheen ankhen meri
Usne murr kar bhi na dekha k wafa kis ki thi

Ansuon se hi bhar gaya daman mera
Haath tu main ne uthaye thy dua kis ki thi

Meri Aahoun ki zuban koisamajhta keise
Zindagi itni dukhi mere sivaa kis ki thi

Aag se dosti uski thi, jala ghar mera
Di gai kis ko saza aur khata kis ki thi

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Ek roz tum ne thama tha hath mera
Mera hath se tumhary hath ki khushbu nahi jati

Tum bohut pyar se pukarty thy naam mera
Mery kanonse tumhari wo aawaz nahi jati

Main bulata b nahi tha aur tum Aa jaty thy
Ab bulany par b meriAawaz tum tak nahi jati!

Bas chuky ho tum meri bus bus mein lahu ki manind
Meri ulfat tumhari rooh mein utar Q nai jati?

Main janta hoon ye shaher ye raste tumahre nahi
Phir bhi meri Aankhon seintezar ki Aadat nahi jati

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[Main aur Meri Awargi]
Hum bhi kabhi abad thay
Aisy kahan barbad thay
Be fikr thay azad thay,
Masroor thay dilshad thay
Wo chal aisi chal gya,
Hum bujh gae dil jal gya,
Niklay jala k apna ghar,

"Main aur Meri Awargi"
Ye dil hi tha jo seh gya
Wo bat aisi keh gya
Kehnay ko phir kya reh gya
Ashkon ka darya beh gya
jab keh k wo dilber gya
Tere liye main mar gya
Roty hein us ko raat bhar

"Main aur Meri Awargi".....

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Apni khushian luta kar us pe qurban ho jaon...
Kash kuch din us shehar mein mehman ho jaon,

Wo apna nayab dil mujh ko de de aur phir mange,
Main mukar jaon aur be-imaan ho jaon,

Wo mujh pe sitam kare har kisi ki tarha,
Main is ada par bhi meharban ho jaon,

Wo mere paon k neeche se zameen khainch le,
Aur phir main us ka aasman ho jaon,

Ab tou mujhe itni muhabat ho gai hai us se k,
Khuda koi mojzaa kare aur main us k naam ho jaon.

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Wafa ki Aarzoo karna!
Safar ki justujoo karna!

Jo tum mayoos ho jaao!
Tou mujh se guftugoo karna!

Ye aksar ho bhi jaata hay!
K koi kho bhi jaata hay!

Muqaddar ko sataao gay!
Tou phir ye so bhi jata hay!

Agar tum hosla rakho!
Wafa ka silsila rakho!

Jisey tum apna kehtay ho!
Tou us se raabta rakho!

Main ye daavy se kehta hon!
Kabhi naakam na hogy!

Mohabhat ko samajh jaao!
Kabhi badnaam na hogay

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Sarapa ashk hon main ab bikhar jaon to behtar hai
Jidhar jatay hain ye baadal udhar jaon to behtar hai

Ye dil kehta hai tere shehar mein kuch din theher jaon
Magar halaat kehtay hain k ghar jaon tou behtar hai

Dilon mein farq aayen ge taalluq toot jayen ge
Jo daikha jo suna us se mukkar jaon tou begtar hai

Yahan hai kon mera jo mujhe samjhe "FARAZ"
Main koshish kar kay ab khud he sanwar jaon to begtar hai..

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Main roney se darta hon
Juda honey se darta hon

Meri ankhain batati hein
K
Main soney se darta hon

Meri ungly pakar laina
Mujhey tanha nahein karna

Ye dunya aik maila hai
Is liay
Tumhein khoney se darta hon,

Jab hansta ho to
Q
Palkon k goshay bheeg jatay hein,

Tumhein maloom hai
Main is tarha roney se darta hon,

Ye jab se khuwab daikha hai,
Mujhe tum chor jao ge

Main darta hon khuwabon se,
Main ab sone se darta hon,

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"Jin k humsafar rooth jaya kartay hain",
"Wo chain se kab soya kartay hain",

"Sunatay nahi kisi ko dukh apna",
"Bas akaley mein chup kar roya kartey hain",

"Bari khoob adaa hay ye Ehle wafa ki",
"Ankhon mein nami aur honton se muskuraya kartay hain",

"Bhalay hi hazaron shikwe hon mehboob se",
"Wo bas haal poch lay tou sab bhol jaya katay hain",

"Bari ajeeb hai dunya Ehle dard ki ATISH",

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Jab kabi wo hoga apni zaat me Tanha
"To Yaad Aounga"

Na chala qadam se qadam koi
"To Yaad Aounga"

Main uski ankhon ka ishara b samaj leta hon

Na samaj saka koi dil ki baat
"To Yaad Aounga"

Din ka har ik pal guzrega jab us pe kathin

Aur tanha kate gi raat
"To Yaad Aounga"

Har bazi jan kar us se har jata hon

Jab de ga koi usse haar
"To Yaad Aounga"

Hansne ko to dunya b hansti hy sath sath

Na roya koi dukh mai sath
"To Yaad Aounga"

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