Punjabi SMS Page 3
Na me kadi garoor keeta
Na tussi koi kasoor keeta
Bas waqt ney saanu door keeta
Me message tuhanu zaroor keeta
Kyun k tuhadi yaad ne menu majboor keeta
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Teacher har roz student se: Kaka tenu pata es umer vich Quaid e Azam ne metric kar lya c?
Student: Tang ho kar...
Sir twadi umer vich bhutto phansi v char gaya c:-
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Jo log soch samajh kar shadi nahi kartey wo zindagi bhar lartey hein...
Or jo log soch samajh kar shadi kartey hein...
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Hundi onna naal v kutteyan wali a par o dasdy nai:-
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Akhan di be noori changi nai hundi,
Dostan to doori changi nai hundi
Kadi kadi milya v ker yaara,
Her wailay sms naal gal poori nai hundi
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Boy:
Jaan Meri Aankhon mein to dekho kya hai?
Girl: Sacha PyaaR.
Boy:
O Anni di a.
Machar kadd.
Waddi i sacha pyaaR...
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Je RAB Milda Nateya Toteyan,
Te RAB Milda Daddowan Machiyan Nu
Je RAB Milda Jungle Phiryan,
Te RAB Milda Gaiyan Bachiyan Nu
Vemiyan Bulhaya RAB Unhaan Nu Milda,
Aa Te Milda Galliyan Achiyan Sachiyan Nu
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Pata Yaar Di Yari Da Aenj Lagda Ae,
Jido Yaar Nu Yaar Di Khech Howe
Edron Mein Niklan Tey Udron Tu Nikle,
Milaap Dovan Da Gali Dey Wich Howe
Wajje Teer Judai Da Wich Seenay,
Zakham 2 Hovan Tey Dard 1 Howe
Ghulam Fareeda Yaari Da Maza Tad Onda,
Lashaan 2 Hovan Te Qabar 1 Howe
'BABA FAREED'
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G Kare Tere Kol Aawan
Tere Kol Aa K Ruk Jawaan
Na Gallan Karan Te Na Hi Bulaawaan
Bas Teri Akh Vich Ungal Maar K Paj Jawaan
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Cham Cham Kardi Chandni,
Tim Tim Kary Taaray
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Koi V Nai SmS Karda,
Sheikh Ho Gae Nay Saray
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Wife:
Jay Main Mar Gae Te Ki Howay Ga?
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Husband:
Main Pagal Hojawan Ga.
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Wife:
Dosari Shadi Tay Nahin Kare Ga?
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Husband:
Pagal Kuch V Kar Sakda Ay!!
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