Pathan SMS
A Pathan ordered pizza,
Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it into 4 piecs or 8 ?
Pathan said : 4 hi kar dey yaar, 8 khaye ni jay gai..
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2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Pehli: Main To 1100 Lungi.
Dusri: Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
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3 Pathan picnic par gae wahan ja kar yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gae...
Decide kia k sab say chota Pathan ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota Pathan: Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere aney tak samosey nahi khao ge?
Dono ne kaha thek hai
1 din guzar giya
Pathan nae aya
2 din guzar gae
Dono ne socha k ab samosey kha lene chahiye
Jese hi samosa uthaya...
Chota Pathan drakht k peeche se nikal k bola..
Aisay karo gy to main nahi jaon ga!
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Aik pathan sochta raha
sochta raha
sochta raha
sari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtey sochtey hi mar gaya
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Meri behan k 4 bhai to mere 3 kyun?
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1 Masjid mein chanday ki apeal hui
1 Ne kaha mein 1100 donga.
Dosre ne kaha mein 1200 donga
1 Pathan josh mein Aa k bola hum 1661 de ga us mein FM aur Torch bhi hai.
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Ek Pathan subha nashta kar raha tha
To ab kia wo nashta b na kare?
Jaan lelo pathano ki
Tum logo ko har baat me joke chahiye bus.
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Pathan: Mujhay to ankhain band karnay par b dikhai deta hy.
Friend: Acha! Kiya dikhayi deta hy?
Pathan: Andhera
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Aik Pathan oxford university me professor tha...
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Neechay kya dhond rahe ho, Joke to oper tha.
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Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogya
Wo khushi mein nachne laga
1 Admi ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy?
Pathan: Oye yara agar hum gadhay pe betha hota to hum b gum ho jata.
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Pathan bohut deir se 1 hasin larki ko ghoor raha tha
Larki sharma k kya dekh rahe ho?
Pathan: Hum soch raha tha k agar tum hamara maa hota to hum b khobsurat hota.
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