Pathan SMS Page 10
Pathan ne apne baite ki talashi li,
Jaib se naswar, cigrette, katrina kaif ki tasveer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye,
Baap ne beite ko bohut mara, or kaha, kub se kar raha hay ye sub kuch?
Betha rote hoye bola: Baba main ne aap kee jacket pehni hui hay
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2 Pathan bank lootne gaye par GUN bhool gaye
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kese?
Bank manager bhi Pathan tha bola GUN kal dikha jana...
Hum ko zuban pe aitbaar hay
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Pathan larki se: Mere dil mein aa jao
Girl(ghussay se): Chappal utaroon kiya?
Pathan: Pagli aisy hi aa jao masjid thori hay
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POLIO team darwazy pe ayi
Pathan: "Begum bandooq aur kartoos kahan hai?"
POLIO team bhagi
Peechay se Pathan ne awaz di "Ruko ye to hamaray bachon k naam hain."
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Pathan radio le kar Toilet gaya
Wife: aaj tou maze se potti ki hogi?
Pathan: khaak maze se ki hogi, Radio par quomi tarana shuru ho gaya khare ho k karni pari
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Pathan ne M.A mein 1st position li
Teacher ne pocha: Ab aagay kiya karne ka irada hay
Pathan: Hamara bachpan se shouq tha k hum chokidaari kare
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1 admi se kisi ne masjid k liye chanda manga ....
Pathan ne foran 10,000 check de dia
Admi: is par sign tou karo
Pathan: hum nek kaam mein apna naam zahir nahi karte
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Pathan: Dr aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kar koi game khelne se sehat achi rahti hay Par mujhe koi farq nae para
Dr: konsa game khelte ho?
Pathan: Mobile pe snake wala
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Pathan: Shahrukh khan ne pthano ka izzat mitti mein mila dia
Dost: Q kiya Kia usne?
Pathan: Wo sala my name is khan film mein pathan ho kar larki se pyaar kar raha hay
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Pathan 1st time jahaz mein baitha, Jese hi jahaz ka agla tire oper utha tou pathan pilot ko maarne laga or bola
"Hum pehle hi dara hua hai or tum wheeling kar raha hai"
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