Pathan SMS Page 9
1 Pathan ki biwi mar gae pathan chup that magar uski biwi ka aashiq bohut ziyada ro raha tha
Pathan ne us sy kaha: o yara tum ro mat hum dobara shaadi karega.
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Pathan ko Ladies Garments Shop mein Salesmen ki Job mili..
Ail Larki aayi aur kaha: Underware dikhao
Pathan: (Sharmatay Huey)
Baji Aaj nahi pehna
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Ist Pathan: "Yaar tu itna barra hogaya hay or abhi tak teri darhi moonch nahi aayi?
2nd Pathan: "Yaar main apni ammi par gaya hon."
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Sardar: dekho hamare daant kitne sufaid hain Heeray ki tarha chamak rahe hain
Pathan: To hamare kon se kam hain sonay ki tarha peelay hain zabardast.
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Pathan ko phansi ki saza hui
Judge ne pocha: Koi aakhri khuwahish?
Pathan: Humara jagah tum latak jao
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Sardar: Batao aisa kiya karen k saanp bhi bhi mar jaye aur laathi bhi na tootay?
Pathan: Chapal se mar do
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Teacher: Dunya mein kitney Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan: 4
Teacher: kon kon se?
Pathan:
1. Quid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
Mera chacha
4. Haji Azam
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Pathan's Poetry
Khirki se dekha tou gali mein koi nae tha
WaH
WaH
Khirki se dekha tou gali mein koi nae tha
Gali mein ja k dekha tou khirki mein koi nae tha
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2 Pathan cricket match dekh rahay thay
Afridi ne six mara
Pehla Pathan wah kiya goal kiya hy
Doosra Pathan: Bewakoof goal is mein nahi cricket mein hota hy
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Once there was a mirror that used to kill liers
French: I think I don't smoke (Killed)
American: I think I love Muslims (Killed)
Pathan: I think (Killed)
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