Pathan SMS Page 11
Pathan ne darya mein dobtay huey aik bachay ko bcha lia
Or thori dair baad dobara phenk dia
Kisi ne kaha ye kia kiya?
Pathan: Purani kahawat hai "Neki kar darya mein daal"
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Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan: is mein thandi cheez thandi aur garm cheez garm rehti hay
Dost: Tum is mein kiya laye ho?
Pathan: 4 qulfi aur 2 cup chaaye.
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Pathan ki 2 beveyaan lar pari...
Aik boli k aaj sunday hai or dosri boli nahi aaj monday hai
Pathan tang aa k bola
Main kiya pagal hoon! jo juma parh k aaya hoon
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Pathan to Doctor....
Aapne nurse bohat achi rakhi hay
Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Doctor: Janta hoon
"Thapar ki awaz yahan tak aai thi"
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Pathan gehri soch mein...
Wife: Kia soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye Geo news walon ko kese pata chalta hay?
Wife: Kiya?
Pathan: Yehi k "Aap dekh rahen hain Geo news"
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Pathan mayyat mein tazyat k liay gaya 10 mint baad wapis agaya
Dost: yar tum itni jaldi kyon agaye?
Pathan: Yaar majal hai jo kisi ne hans k baat ki ho
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Bus chali
Jhatka laga
Pathan ek larki par gira
Larki boli: batameez kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan bola: Allama Iqbaal open University se B.com kar raha hoon.
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Jaj: Tumhara jurm saabit ho chuka hay, Kal tumhein phaansi pe latkaya jayega.
Pathan: Wo to theek hay lekin utara kab jaye ga subha kaam par bhi jana hay
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Shadi mein Pathan bohut dair tak khana kha raha tha
Kisi ne pocha kab tak khaogey?
Pathan: Hum tou khud kha kha k thak gaya par kiya karay card mein likha tha.....
Dinner: 7PM to 10PM
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1 Khan apne betay ki 6 maah baad birthday mana raha tha....
Friend ne pocha: Khan sahb log tou saal baad birthday manatey hein.
Khan bola: Hamare haan semester system chlta hay.
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