Pathan SMS 17
Pathan's wife:
Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hai
jisko khaa k aap khushi say pagal ho jao gay.
Pathan:
aisa kiya pakaya hai?
Wife:
"NASWAAR GOSHT"
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''Intelligent Pathan''
All scientists fail 2 answer this but Pathan rocks !
Q:Which liquid thing turns solid on heating?
Ans:BESAN k PAKORAY.
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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan:
Kyo K Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha...
K Main Jaag Raha Hun.
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Ek Din...Ek pathan ki apne Baap se larrai ho gaei...
Usne baap ki photo Qabristan me ek Darakht par laga di...
Or Uske neeche likh diya,
"CominG SooN"
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Pathan Biology Ka Practical Attend Krty Huye...
Examinr Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai,Or pathan Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..?
Pathan: i Don't Know..
Examiner : You Are Fail, Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
Pathan: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao! Baat krta hai.@
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1 pathan maleria se kaamp rha tha...
Doctor aya or pucha kya howa?
Pathan k bete ne kaha:
Bimari ka pata nai per Aba subha se 'VIBRATION' par hai.
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Teacher: Is Dor Me Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?
Pathan: Wakeel
Teacher: Wo Kese ?
Pathan: Wo pagal ka Bacha, Itni Garmi Me Coat Pehanta Hy...!
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Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: or janab kese ho?
Dukaan Wala: bas apki Dua chahiye
Pathan: wo hum tum ko nhi dega
Dukaan Wala: magar kion?
Pathan: kion k wo abi "8" saal ki hy :*
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Pathan: Wo Kon Sa Juice Hai Jo Hum Pee Nahi Sakte?
2nd pathan "D JUICE"one place it'z fun to bé young....
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Friend: Khan sahab mobile neya lia he?
Pathan: Apny kazan ka uthaya he.
FRIEND: Q?
Pathan: Yara woh jab b milta tha kehta tha"TUM MERA FONE Q NAI UTHATE?"
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