Kanjoos SMS



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Arey arey
kia hua?
Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon pakrne wali kya baat hai

Uth jao

Phir kabhi sms bhej dena



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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,



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   !!!!!
*Mubarak ho*

SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of "Kanjoosi" 2010
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha



Submitted By Muneer
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Hello!


Kia haal hai?


Kia ho raha hai?


Aap kahan rehte ho?


Kitne rooms hain?


Ghar mein TV hai?


Kon se chennals aate hain?


Table hai?


Chair bhi hogi


Janwar paalte ho?


Billi hai?


Music sunte ho?


Phir audio system bhi hoga


Nalka hai?


Pani aata hai?


Fridge hai?


Fan hai ya AC?


Phone hai?


Wire less hai?


Mobile hai?


Nokia hai ya koi aur?


Sim hai?


Balance bhi hoga



To SMS q nahi karte?



Submitted By Muneer
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Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.



Submitted By Muneer
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Hum fizaoon k badalne ka intezaar nahi karte
Aandhi k rukne ka intezaar nahi karte

Yaad aati hay tou SMS kar dete hain
Kanjusoon k SMS ka interzaar nahi karte



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"Karachi" aur us k muzafat mein ...

Messages ka waqt ho gaya hay


Baqi log apne muqami waqt k mutabiq Msg karna shuru krein.
Aur

Kanjoos log sirf parhen.(Shukria)



Submitted By Muneer
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Hello

Kia haal hay?

Hia ho raha hay?

Aap kahan rehte ho?

Kitne rooms hain?

Ghar mein TV hay?

Kon se channels aate hain?

Table hay?

Chair bhi hogi

Jaanwer paalte ho?

Billi hay?

Music sunte ho?

Phir audio system bhi hoga

Nalka hay?

Paani aata hay?

Fridge hay?

Fan hay ya AC?

Phone hay?

Wireless hay ya Landline?

Mobile hay?

Nokia hay ya koi aur?

Sim hay?

Balance bhi hoga

Tou sMs kion nahi karte

Kanjoooooooooooooos



Submitted By Muneer
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Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.



Submitted By Muneer
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Raat ho to Moon jalta hay
Garmiyon mein july or june jalta hay

Pyar ho jaye to chain-o-sukoon jalta hay

Or

Aap jesa kanjoos Dost ho to Khoon jalta hay



Submitted By Muneer


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