IQ Test SMS

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Simple I.Q test:

Saleem kaleem ka baap hy.

Saleem kaleem k bap ka ....... hy?

Fill in blank and Reply?
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Answer: Naam(Name)

Submitted By Muneer

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My dear, I m getting engaged 29 feb 2010 on monday
8:00 PM at Gulshan Iqbal Karachi.
So I m inviting you that you will join my engment 2 give the friendship proof.
Thanks
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Answer: 29 Feb Doesn't Exist

Submitted By Muneer

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Agar ap se kaha jaye k,
chaar zero ek saath likh k dikhain
to ap kese likhen ge?
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Aise?
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G nahi
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Ans: 4017

Submitted By Muneer

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Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gift Diya
Aur Kaha...
Bhook Lage Tou Khaa Lena,
Pyaas Lage Tou Pee Lena,
Aur Thand Lage Tou Jala Lena

Quetion: Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya?
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Answer: (Naaryal)

Submitted By Muneer

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Dimagh Lagao Or Jawab Do
Nah Tou Msg Kar K Sorry Karo.

Aap K Maamu Ki
Behen Ki Saas Ki
Betay Ki Saas K
Potay Ki Biwi Ki
Saas Ka Shohar
Aap ka Kon Huwa?

Reply Fast
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Answer: Mera Abbu(My Father)

Submitted By Muneer

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Challenge
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Ameer ko ..... ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Ghareeb k paas ..... hota hai.
Hum .... khayen to mar jayengy.
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Teeno mein 1 hi jawab aayega
(Reply Fast)

Submitted By Muneer

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Wo Kon Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Khareedtay Waqt Black Hoti Hai,
Istemaal Karte Waqt Red Hoti Hai...
Aur Jab Usay Phaink Den Tou Grey Ho Jaati Hai?

Submitted By Muneer

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Woh kiya cheez hay jo insaan daikhta hay toh pehnta nahi...
Agar pehnta hay toh utar'ta nahi,

Submitted By Muneer

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Ek badshaah ka wazir ghalti karta hay,
tau badshaah usay maut ki saza sunata hay
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Wazir ko ek kamray mein band kar k usay kabootar de diya jata hay
Aur kaha jata hay tum is kabootar ko jis tarha se maro ge...
hum tumhein bilkul usi tarha ki maut dain ge!
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Wazir kabootar ko maar deta hay lekin khud zinda rehta hay
Kesay?
Reply Must I'm Waiting

Submitted By Muneer

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Jawab Do...
Konsa Kaam Hai Jo 1 Admi Apni Zindgi Mein 1 Bar Karta Hai,
Par Wahi Kaam 1 Aurat Roz Karti Hai...?

Submitted By Muneer