Sardar SMS
Sardar: Yar kal abba ne bohut mara..
2nd Sardar: Kyun?
1st Sardar: Pata nae me ny to bs itna pocha tha...
KAMINEY film dekhny chalen?
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Son: Bapu ainak le de meri dur di nazar kamzoor ae
Sardar: Putter asman wal vekh ki nazar aya?
Son: Suraj
Sardar: Khotay dya putra! Hor kinni door vekhna ae?
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Friend: Sardar g set nawa lia?
Sardar: Apne kazan da chukiya ae
Friend: O Kyon?
Sardar: Yar oh jadun v milda c kenda c "tu mera fon q nae chukda?"
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Sardar Angraiz se: Hum ne 1 aisi cheez bnai hain jis se insan deewar k aar paar dekh sakta hai.
Angraiz heran ho kar: wo kia?
Sardar: Mori
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Sardar ko truck ne takar mar di
Dost: Yaar jo hona tha hogya par tu itna dara hua kyon hai?
Sardar: Yaar us truck k peeche likha that
"Preshan" na thi main wal asan.
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Sardar ne Boss ki bei ka rishta manga
Boss: Jitni teri pay hai us mein tu meri beti k liye toilet paper b nahi kharid sakta
Sardar: J inni poty kardi ay te fir rehn do
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Sardar larki ko cherte howe hor soniya ki haal hai?
Larki ghuse mein boli: Jo teri behan ka hai
Sardar hans kar bola: Oh tenu v motion lagya hai
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Sardar to his papa: Maine shadikarni hy
Papa: putar kidey nal?
Sardar: papa dadi amma de nal
Papa: Beghairta o meri maa ae
Sardar: Te tusi meri maa nal kyun kiti
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Sardar ji Tell me "What is the meaning of SMS"?
Sardar ji angrily said, "I know it means...
S - Sardaran da
M - Mazak udan di
S - Service"
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Sardar ne choty qad ki larki se shadi ki
Kisi ne pocha aisa Q kia?
Sardar bola mery baap ne kaha tha museebat jitni choti ho utni ahci hy.
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