Student SMS
Our education system has a drawback;
it doesnt teach us teamwork..
& When v make efforts 4 working as a team in xams..
they call it cheating...! Jahil log!
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Exam Law:
Half of what you read is waste,
Half of rest you read you don't understand,
Half of what you understand you won't remember,
Half of what you remember you won't be asked.
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Top 3 College Rules:-
'''
1. Be Quiet In The Class
Because Other's Are Sleeping.
2. Don't Forget To Carry Books,
It Works As A Pillow.
3. Keep The College Clean,
So Be Absent.
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SILENCE
Is The Best Answer
For All Questions...
SMILE
Is The Best Reaction
In All Situations...
.
Unfortunately
.
Both Never Help
In
Viva, Review & Interview:-
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Lagta nahi hy dil mera ab har sawal me,
Kis ki bani hy ye examination hal me,
Wqt-e-daraz mang k laye thy 3 ghanty,
2 sawal me kat gaye aur ek jawab me,
Controller se gila na examinar se shikwa,
Qismat me fail likhi thi bus isi saal me,
In kitabon se kaho kahin aur ja basy,
Itni jaga kaha hy dil e dagdaar me,
Kitna hay bad-naseeb student naqal k liey,
Do kaghaz k tukry na mily pory hall me.
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Larka: Ro kyun rahi ho?
Larki: Mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Larka: Kitne hain?
Larki: Sirf 88%
Larka: O bibi khuda ka khof kar itne main to 2 larkay pass ho jate hain.
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On a college test...
A student who wasn't prepared left the page blank
and wrote at the bottom,,,
.
"Dedicated to my memory, which recently passed away,"
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Father: How did you write your exam?
Son: They given the questions which I don't know, So I wrote answers which they don't know:-
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4 Years
44 Sujects
400 Practicals
4000 Submissions
40,000 Lectures
.
A normal human being can't do it.
.
Remaining abnormals are called
.
.
*Engineers*
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New Disease found "Sleepiota"
.
Causes: Lectures & frequent book exposure
Victim: Student
Effects: Head falling on table, Automatic closure of eyes
Symptoms: Redness of eyes, loss of memory
Spreads: From student to student
Treatment: Bunk the class and say "All izz well"
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