Student SMS 3
SECRETS OF SUCCESS
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1. Kabhi top na karo
warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao
iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai
aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k
beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
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Dedicated to genius Students
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English Teacher:
"One cute n young girl is walking on the road"
Change this into an exclamatory sentence
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Student: Uff.....Itemm!
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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye
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Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen
Haftay mein 4 din hon taa-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye
Sub dost treat dete rahain
or hamari baari kabhi na aaye
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Student school mein gadha le k aaya,
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Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?
Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k
main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,
'Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.'
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Education related songs:
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School= Ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution= Idhar chala main udhar chala
jane kahan main kidher chala
Math= Ajeeb dastan hai
ye kahan shuru kahan khatam
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi kar le
Exam= Zehrili raatein neendein urr jati hein
Result= Dhak dhak karne laga
oh mora jiya darne laga
Pass= Aaj main uper aasman neeche,
aaj main aage zamana hai peeche
Fail= Chhan se jo tutey sapna jag suna suna lage...
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Teacher: Tell me names of
10 chemical elements?
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Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine,
Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen,
Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-
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Class Teacher to student:
Btao zinda rehney k liye
kiya cheez zaroori hay?
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Student zor se bola:
'Zinda rehey k liye teri qasam!
Ek mulaqat zarori hay sanam'
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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:
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Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up
&
Solve Your Problems.
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Teacher: tell me the perfect example
for newtons 3rd law?
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Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close automatically...
Action ka Reaction :-)
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A cute poem by a school boy..
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White color ka dress pehen kar
Hum sub lagtay hain kitnay achey..
:
School lagta hai poultry farm
Aur hum sub murghi ke bachey
:
Mujh ko samaj na aya aj tak
Teacher ka ye funda..
:
Mujhe banati hen murga,
Aur copy pe khud deti hen anda
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