Sardar SMS 9
Sardar G Twadi Biwi Tawade Dost Naal Baagh Wich Milan Gae Ay...
Sardar Baagh Ki Taraf Ghaga Wapis Aa K Kehne Laga....
Ja Chawla O Mera Dost Nae Koi Hor Ay:-
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It happend in a hospital ICU.
Patients died in same bed every sunday at 11am.
It puzzled the Doctor
It was something super natural
Worldwide expert team was formed to iinvestigate the cause.
Next sunday few minutes before 11am
All Doctors & Nurses waited to see what it was
Some were holding prayer books & holy objects to ward off evil
.
Than
Suddenly
Sardar ji,
Part time sunday sweeper, entered the ICU,
unplugged the life support system
&
plugged in his vaccum cleaner.
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Aik kuta aik gaari k nechay baitha hua tha...
Aik sardar ny daikha,,,
aur kuttay ki taangain Pakar kar bahir nikaal kr bola...
"Baar nikal oye vada tu Micanic."
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Sardar Was Trying To Kiss Her Girl Friend In The Park...
Girl Friend:
"Please Shadi Se Pehle Ye Sab Theek Nahi."
Sardar:
"Don't Worry I'm Married...."
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1 Sardar fauj me bharti howa,
2 din baad jang shru hogai...
Sardar ki topi par goli lagi,
Sardar hathyaar phaink k bhag gya or bola
"Aqalman k liye ishara hi kafi hai"
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Sardar: jab main bara ho jaonga to
jangi jahaz urraon ga
Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga
k tum kis jahaz mein ho?
.
Sardar: jab main yahan se guzronga
to bomb phenk donga.
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Girl to sardar: Mujhe apni breslet de do
main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi
Sardar: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena
k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.
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Police Afsar Sardar Se:
Tumhari Maadri Zuban Kon Si Hai?
Sardar: Koi Nahi.
..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
Sardar: Meri Ammi Goongi Hai.
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Sardar: Yara Ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya Hota Hai?
2nd Sardar: Tum To Bilkul Jahil Ka Bacha Hai
"SENT MESSAGE"Ka Matlab Khushbu Wala Message Hai.
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Sardar: Jaldi 1 glass juice do larayi hone wali hy
1 glass peene k bad,,,
1 glass or do larai hone wali hy
Juice wala: larai kab hogi?
Sardar:jab tum paisay mango gay:-
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