Punjabi SMS
Fazlo: Yar sadi mis kendi ay k majj da doodh pean nal dimagh tez honda ay?
Pappu: Gapp mardi ay je ay gal hondi tay apna "Katta" engineer na honda
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Ethay kinu maan wafawan da
Te kinu naaz adawan da
Assi peely pattar darakhtan dy
Sanu rehnda khaof hawawan da
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Old concept "Do or Die"
New Concept "Do before you Die"
Latest concept "Don't Die Until you Do"
Our concept "O sab tey theek ae per karna kie ae?"
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Ranjha: main tumhare pyaar mein barbad ho gaya, ruswa ho gaya, zilil-o-khwar ho gaya
Heer
Te Me keri doctor ban gai aa
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I saw a dream last night
Only U & Me
U were looking so innocent,
U kon why?
B'coz
I was eating Ice-cream & u were saying
Thori G day.
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Chaa pio thy
Khao anday
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday
Sara hafta nahay nae
Kapray v navy paay nae
Nha dho k ban jo banday
Happy Sunday
Rang brangay kapry pao
Puranay dostan nu mil k aao
Dukh wndo changy mandy
Happy Sunday Happy Sunday
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Ranjha: Chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hon main,
Bethe bethe kahin kho jata hon main,
Kiya yehi pyaar hy?
Heer: Nahi a kamzori aey glucoz di bottle lawa.
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U R €€ €€€€
U R S€ €€€€€
U R SO €€€€€
U R SO €€€€T
U R SO €€€ET
U R SO €€EET
"U R SO DHEET"
Puttar har weley Tarifan nai hondiyan.
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Teacher to Student: tum kal school kyun nahi aye?
Student: Miss hamare ghar par mehmaan aye thay
Teacher: O.I.C
Student: agar o ayi hondi te mein aj v nai si ana
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<) (> Yar gal sun
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Masjid wichu lota fir gaib ae,
Tu baaz ni aaya!
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