Pathan SMS 15
Qatil:
Koshish Karna Umer Qaid Ho, Phaansi Na Ho.
Pathan Lawyer:
Don't Worry.
After Court,
Qatil:
Kiya Hua?
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umer Qaid Hui,
Adalat Tou Riha Karne Lagi Thi:-
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1 Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Us K Door pe Likhwa Diya
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"Darwaza Bahir Ki Taraf kholen"
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Shaadi K Moqa Per Pathan Apni Biwi K Liye
Gulaab Ka Phool Le Kar Aaya.
Biwi: Mujhe Ye Nahi Chahiye,
Koi Soney Ki Cheez Do.
Pathan: Ye Lo Takiya,
Aur So Jao
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Ek Pathan Ka Sar Phat Gaya,
Doctor Ne Pucha:
Khan Ye Kese Huwa?
Pathan: Main Chapal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha,
Ek Banda Bola...
"Khan Khopri Istamaal Karo"
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Bus Naam Hi Kaafi Hai!
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1 Gadhay Ne Pathan Ko Laat Mara Aur Bhaag Gaya,
Pathan Us K Peechay Bhaaga...
Rastey Mein Usey Zebra Mila,
Pathan Zebra Ko Laat Maar K Bola;
Sala Sweater Pehn K Ullu Banata Hai.
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Pathan Shadi K Aglay Din BV Ko Maar Raha Tha...
Logon Ne Pucha Kion Maar Rahay Ho?
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Pathan: Is Ney Meri Chaye Mein Tawez Milaya Hai.
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BV Rotay Huey Wo Tawez Nahi Tea Bag Tha.
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Sardar:
Agar 1 Hathi Sui K...
Sorakh Mein Se Guzernay Ki Koshish Kar Raha Ho,
Tou Usey Roknay K Liye Kiya Karna Chahiye?
Pathan:
Us Ki Dum Pe Gira Laga Do,
Phas Jaega Ga.
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3 pathanon ko phansi ki saza di gai.
1 ko phansi lgai...
to rssa dhela hony ki wja sy wo nechy pani ma ja gra or bach gia.
Dosry ko phansi di gai to wo bhi pani may ja gra aur bch gya.
Jb 3sre ki bari ai!
to wo jaldi sy bola:
"Khocha ye rassa thek karlo hum ko terna nai ata";-)
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Faqeer Pathan Se:
5 Rupay Ka Sawal Hy Baba?
Pathan:
Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao
Mujhe 5 Rupay Ki Boht Sakht Zarurat Hy Mene Naswar Leni Hy...
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