Pathan SMS 18
Pathan apni girl friend se,Tumhari qualification kya hai?
Girl friend: kush hote howe B.A
Pathan,Jahil ka bachi 2 lafz parrha wo b ultta.
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Pathan to AirHostess: "Tumara shakal humara biwi se boht milta ae"
Airhostess ne thapar mara.. Pathan bola: "WALLAH! Aadat bhi kitna milta hay.. :-
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Smajhne ki koshish karo mujhe tang mat karo,
Muje akela chordo Kal raat tumari waja se mjy nend nahe ae,
Mat khelo meri zndgi k 7 Ok.
Pathan machar se keh raha Tha.
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Q: What does "pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por" mean?
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Ans: A pathan giving you his phone number"55 44 54 54"
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"PATHAN'TEACHR: Qayamat k din zamen phat jay gi, Asman K tukre ho jaey gy,Sab fana ho jayen gay.
PATHAN STUDENT: To us din universty me chuti hogi?
"PATHAN'TEACHR: Pata nahi, Notice lagay ga to pta chlay ga:-
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Pathan (nurse se) kya doctor sahab ne abhi tak neend ki goliyan nahi bheji
Nurse: nahi
Pathan: jaldi mangwao,mujhe neend a rahi hy
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Dost: soch raha hoon k America ghoom Aaoon,kitna paisa Lagey ga?
Pathan: kuch b nahi.
Dost:wo kaisey?
Pathan: sochney k paise nahi Lagtey
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Friend: Tum ko sharam nai ati tumhara baap tailor hai or tmhari shirt phati hai?
Pathan: Sharam to tum ko nai ati tumhara baap dentist hai...
or tumhara bhai bina dant k paida hua.
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Pathan: yar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya
2nd Pathan:kiya likha tha?
1st pathan:battery low
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Mujhe tum se aik zarori bat karni hai
is baat ka zikr kisi se nahi karna
mujhe 5000 rupees ki zarorat hai
maine kabhi tum se kuch nahi manga
mujhe pata hai k tum Na nahi karogi
Or mujhe pata hai k tumhre pass paise hain
Ye sab....Ek pathan ATM machine se keh raha tha:-
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