Pathan SMS Page 14
Jin Pathan se:
Kiya hukum hai mere aaqa?
Pathan:
Koi acha sa shair sunao
Jin:
Hukum ker bakwaas nahi
Main jin hoon Faraz nahi
Pathan:
Wah Wah Wah
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Race ho rahi thi
Us mein Pathan bhi tha...
Ailaan hua
1-2-3 Start
Sab Bhaagey Pathan nahi bhaagi
Coach:
Khan tum kyun nahi Bhaagey?
Pathan:
Humara Number 4 hai
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Pathan Ko Rota Dekh Kar Friend Ne Pocha Kya Hua?
Pathan: Bohut Bara Dhoka,
Main Ne 2 Ton Ka A.C Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tola Tou Sirf 50 Kilo Ka Nikla:-
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Pathan aur Sardar Plane Mein Saath Bethay Thay...
Air Hostess: Sir Kisi Chez Ki Zarurat To Nahi?
Sardar: Ek Lassi Da Glass Le Aao Sohnio.
Pathan: Behn G! Ek Tandoor Ka Roti, Ek Chenak Sulemani Chaaye
Ek Paao Akhrot, Kishmish Badaam aur Ek Puri Naswaar.
Air Hostess: Ye Jahaz Hai, Afghanistan Nahi.
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Pathan:
Yara Ye "Sent Message" Kya Hota Hay?
2nd Pathan:
Qasam Se Tum To Bilkul Jaahil Ka Bacha hay...
"Sent message" Ka Matlab Khushboo Wala Message Hay.
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Motorway Police:
Khan Ap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyun Ja Rahay Ho?
Pathan:
Tum Logon Ne Hi Tou Side Wale Board Pe Likha Hai
"Yaad Rakhain Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intizaar Kar Raha Hai"
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Teacher:
Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Pathan:
Google Khan
Teacher:
Ye Kesa Naam hai?
Pathan:
Hum Jahan Bhi Hota Hai,
Woh Hum Ko Dhoon Hi Leta Hai
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Teacher Pathan se:
Es Ki English Banao...
"Kaam Nahi Hota,
Jab Hota Hai Tou Hota Hi Chala Jata Hai"
Pathan:
"Work is Not Done,
When Done Then dun dana dun dun"
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1 Pathan Ne Radio Liya...
Jab Ghar Ja Kar Radio Sun Tou Awaz Aai
'Ye Radio Pakistan hai'
Pathan Radio Le Kar Bhagta Hua
Dukandar K Paas Aaya Or Bola...
Tum Ne Kaha Tha Ye Radio Japani hai
Magar Ye Khud Bol Raha Tha...
"Ye Radio Pakistan Hai"
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Dost:
Yaar Tum Subha Se Mitti Khod Rahay Ho
Kya Baat Hai?
Pathan:
Yaara Abba Kehta Hai..
Main Ne Un Ka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya,
Wohi Dhoond Raha Hoon:-
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