Pathan SMS Page 13
Ek pathan dost se: Aisa kon sa station hay jahan train nahi rukti?
Dost: Aisa koi station nahi hay...
Pathan: Hai na..
Dost: Chal bata
Pathan: Radion Station
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4 Pathan ne mil k petrol pump khola...
1 Bhi customer nahi kion?
Petrol pump was on first floor.
Phir chaaron ne ussi floor pe resturant khola...
1 Bhi customer nahi kion?
Petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.
Phir chaaron ne ek taxo li...
1 Bhi sawari nahi mili kion?
2 Pathan aagay oro 2 pathan peechay baith k sawari dhoond rahay thay.
Taxi kharab ho gayi...
Chaaron ne khoob dhaka lagaya..
Magar taxi wahin ki wahin kion?
2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dhaka de rahay thay.
Wah Pathan
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Pathan galti se samundar mein gir gaya.....
Doobtey doobtey uskey haath mein machli aai....
Pathan ne pakarr kar bahar phenka aur bola.....
Ja tu toh apni jaan bacha ley.:.:.:.:
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1 Pathan SCIENTIST ne makhi k par kaat diye or kaha
"us ja"
Wo nahi uri
Pathan; Tajubay se sabit hua agar...
makhi k dono par kaat diye jayen to wo sun nahi sakti:-
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Pathan England k ek club mein chala gya...
Wahan jaa k khoob nacha.
Dance karne k baad bola,
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o yara koi hum ko ye to btaye k ye SHADI kia ka hay?
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Aik Pathan thapti dhoop me pedal ja raha tha,,,
Ek byk wale ne kaha khan saab lift dy don?
Pathan bola, hum ko lift ka kya zarorat hy ...
hamara ghar to ground floor par hy:-
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Pathan ko shairi ka shoq hua...
Baap ko "Father Day" k card per shair likha...
Phool to phool hai,
gulab jesa koi nahi
Mere baap to boht hain,
per aap jesa koi nahi
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Pathan English k Paper mein Fail ho gaya...
Translation ki wajah se:
1. Main aik Aam admi hoon.
(I am a Mango man)
2.Mujh English Aati hai.
(English comes to me)
3. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
(Tablets are Walking on the road)
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Ek Pathan ka haath machine me aa kar kat gaya...
Us k dost afsos karne k liye aaye, kehny lagy...
shukar karo k tumhara seedha haath nahi kata,
warna tum khana kese khatey, haath kis se milatey?
Pathan: ye tum hamare dimagh ki daad do,
aya tou hamar seedha haath hi tha...
humne keench kar foran ulta haath de diya:-
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1 Helicopter Qabristan mein gir geya...
Govt ne 1 Pathan ko enquiry k liye bheja,
Us ne report di...
"Ab tak 500 Laashen mil gai hain
Aur baqi k liye khudai jaari hai"
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