Pathan SMS 19
"Pathan ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar gaya !
1 Admi ne poucha: Khan, Kia Darwaza Bechna hy ?
Pathan: Nahi yara, Tala Khulwana hai.
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Pathan: BLOOD K baray mein book parh raha tha,,,
Wife:Ye Q parh rahay ho?
Pathan:Mujhe Doctor nay kaha hay k BLOOD TEST ho ga
Is liay Test ki tyari kar raha hoon.:-)
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Pathan: hamein Eid k liye kapray bnane hain hamare pas paise nahi hain.
Dost:Tum aisa karo bank se loan le lo.
Pathan: Yara hum loan le to le magar hamen cotton zyada pasand hai.
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Dost Pathan Se: Tum To Aaj Doctor k Pas jane Walay thay,Q Nhi gaye
Pathan:Yar Hum kal jaye ga,Aaj Hamara Tabiat Kharab hai:-
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Pathan k ghar beta hoa!
Pathan ny usy goud mein uthaya to us ny sussu kar dia.
Pathan nurse sy bola: Baaji dosra day do ye leek ha....
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Wedding night dulhan pathan se:
Khan sahab aaj mujhe itna khush karo k mein sari zindgi yaad rakhon
Pathan sari raat usay GUD GUDI karta raha:-
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Friend: I've change my mind......
Pathan: Shukar hai bhai. Shayad ye wala sahi kaam kare.
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1 Pathan Bhikhari Ki Lottry lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai
2nd- Tu ney Masjid Q banwai??
Pathan Bhikhari- is k Saamney ab hum Akaila hi Bheek manga kray ga:-
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1 PATHAN library me 2-3 ghante 1 book parhne k bad bola...
So boring, so many characters But no story.
Then librarian said O Akhrot! This is a TELEPHONE directory.
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Kon Bane Ga Caror pati?
Pathan:Main
Q: What's Ur Father Name?
Pathan: Plz Option?
A.Dilawer B.Changez C.Feroz D.Sultan
Pathan: Life Line 50/50 A.Dilawer C.Feroz
Pathan: Audience Vote 75% Dilawer, 25% Feroz
Pathan: My Last Life Line Phone
Friend: Kis Ko Call Karen gay?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko.
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