Pathan SMS 16
Pathan raat ko cycle ly k qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir bahar nikla aur paseena ponchhty huwy bola:
"Yaara, ye konsa road tha? Itne speed breaker"
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Eik pathan apne rakshay k pas khara tha,
eik admi ne aa kar poocha: tariq road jaoge?
Pathan:
chala to jaun par mere rakshay k pas kon khara hoga:-(
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Bhikaari Pathan se:
Mujhe khaanay kokuchh mil sakta hai?
Pathan:
Kal ka saalan kha Lo gay?
Bhikhaari:
Ji haan bilkul
Pathan:
Achha to phir kal aana... jana".
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PATHAN APNI MAA SE,,,
Kya aap ne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha..?
Maa:- Nahi to..
PATHAN:- To phir paida hone k baad aap ne mujhe pehchana kesey?
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Boss:
Ek acha sa SHESHA le k aao jisme mujhe mera face dikhayi de,
Pathan:
Boss nahi mila main sab dukan me gaya par sab me mera hi face dikh raha tha.
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BOSS: 15din ki chutti q chahiye?
Pathan:Mera cousin ka shadi hai.
Boss:Cousin ki shadi hai to tum ko chutti q?
Pathan:Couzin ka shadi hum se ho raha hai.
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1 Bus me Pathan ka paaun Larki k paaun per aa gya.
Pathan: Sorry
Larki: Get lost, andhay ho kya?
Phir 1 handsome larkay ka paaun larki k paaun per aa jata hai...
Larka: Sorry!
Larki: (with smile) It's ok, No problem
Pathan Jal k bola: hamara SORRY ka spelling ghalat tha kya?
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B.V pathan sy:Khan hum ko hamara salgirah mein Chain gift karna.
Pathan:Wai qurban!Lalay di jaan!Zaroor dega. Batao CYCLE Wala DE Ya KUTTAY Wala...???
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Pathan Amrood Bech raha tha.
Ek Admi aya or Bola:"Khan..! Amrood me agr Keera hua to..?
"Pathan:"To Hum Keeray ka alag Paisa Lega."
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Pthan English sekny obama k pas gia
3 month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
pthn:hi obama hw r u?
Obama:yara tum english ch0ro naswaar bhej0
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