Pathan SMS Page 12
Dost: dunia ka sub se purana janwar konsa hay?
Pathan: Zebra,
Dost: Wo kese?
Pathan: Oye kocha wo abhi tak black & white hay.
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Pathan: hamara oper se bus guzar gaya,
Dost: Phir?
Pathan: wo tou acha hua, oper pull tha.
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Mard ziada sharif hain ya aurtain?
Pathan: Mard
Kiyon k mardon mein
Umar sharif
nawaz sharif
Shehbaz sharif
Hamza sharif
Jab k aurton mein sirf...
Babra sharif
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Petrol rate barhne par Pathan bola.....
Hum ko koi fark nai parta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka ....
Hum pehle bhi 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata hay.
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Girl Pathan se....
Jab aap k paas mobile hay aur mere paas b hay tou aap ne letter kyon bheja?
Pathan: O hum ne tumko call kiya tha us mein larki PLZ-TRY-LATER:-
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Teacher: koi 1 story sunao with Moral...
Pathan: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye wo soye huye thay..
Phir 1 din wo humare ghar aaye hum soye huye thay..
Moral: Jesa karo gay wesa bhrogay:-
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Lady Doctor Pathan se: Tum roz clinic k bahir khare ho k aurton ko kion ghoorte ho?
Pathan: Aap hine bahir likha huwa hay...
'Aurton ko dekhne ka time 9 se 12 tak'
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Pathan rakshe wale se...
Abdullah shah ghaazi k mazar jao gay?
Rakshe wala: Jee han jaon ga!
Pathan: Ye lo thaali mere liye chawal letay aana:-
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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha...
Achanak ek jugnoo aa nikla
Pathan: Ya Khudaya hum ko bacha...
Ye machar hum ko torch le kar doondh raha hay:-
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Pathan ne zoo mein sher ka pinjra khula chor diya...
Officer: Tum ne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kia,,,
Pathan: Kiya zarurat hai sir itne khofnaak janwar ko kon chori karega:-
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