Pathan SMS 20
Ek Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae...
Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen gay
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lay ga
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Hai Karhai Nahi Karwani.
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Pathan ne MBA mai 1st Position li
Teacher ne pocha:ab agay kya karne ka irada hy?
Pathan:.....BACHPAN SE SHOK THA K Chowkidari KARON...!
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JUDGE: Tumhra jurm sabit hogya hai...
kal tumhen phaansi pe latkaya jaye ga
PATHAN: Wo to thek ha,
lekin utara kab jaye ga hum ne sham ko Raksha bhi chlana hota hai.
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TEACHER: 3 or 3 kitney huwey?
PATHAN: 6 huwe
TEACHER: shabash ye lo 6 toffiyan
PATHAN: hum ko pehley pata hota to 33 batata:-)
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Pathan bV k 7 Ja Rha Tha...
1 Larky Ne Aankh Mari
Pathan: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Muje Aankh Marte Ho?
Boy: Aapko Nahi Aapki BV Ko Mari He
Pathan: Sory Yar Main Ny Tumhe Ghalat Smjha!
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Pathan office se wapis arha tha,
Rastay me 1 larka mila.
Usne Pathan ko kaha.
Tumhari b.v kisi shaadi me daance kar rahi hai,
Pathan ghar gaya or darwaaze pe danda le kar khara ho gya.
8 bajay, 9 bje,10 or phir 11 se 12 baJe. B.v nahi i.
1 bajay Pathan ko yaad aaya k,Oh khana kharab humara to shaadi hi nahi huwa@
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1 Pathan apne kuty k 7 film Sholay dekhne gaya,
Hero ne kaha "bsantiin kuton k samny mat nachna"
Pathan khara ho kar bola "kuty ka ticket lia hai tera to baap b nache ga.
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Judge Pathan say: "Tum nay din dihaaray chori q ki...?"
Pathan: " Q k Raat ko hum chokidaari karta hai.
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1 Pathan humesha Rait ki bori cycle k peeche rakh kar border cross karta tha.
Boht dafa check karne par bhi border force ko kbhi kuch na milla.
Aakhir 1 din khan se pocha gaya,
'Khan tum kis cheez ka smuggling karte ho?'
Khan: Cycles ka:-
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1 Pthan ki Bv Bimar Thi Light Nahi Thi, Mombati Jal Rahi Thi
Pathan Main Doctor Ko Lene Ja Raha Hoon
Agar Tumhe Lage K Tum Nahi Bacho Gi To Yaad Se Mombati Bujha Dena:
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