Funny Jokes SMS Page 3
Sacha dost wo hy jo aap ki aankh me pehla ansu dekhay to Doosra ansu ponch ly
Aur teesra ansu dekhy to...
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1 thapar mar k kahy ley hun khul k ro.
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1 Admi ne anda fry kia to wo jal gya...
Murgi ne dekh lia
Murgi ne admi k munh pe thapar marte huwe kaha....
Tunu
Dena pave te lag pata jaye!
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Balance muft recharge karne ka tarika
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Abhi tak ejaad nahi hua.
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Ab Rs 5/ ke recharge pe Rs 500 ka talk time,
100 saal ki validity,
call 0.01/min
1000 sms free,
For details
www.ja apna tower khud laga le.com
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India mein 1 Ajeeb-o-gareeb SMS hai
Jo bolta hai
Chalta hai
Khata hai
Pagri b pehnta hai
Naam hai uska SMS
S: Sardar
M: Manmohan
S: Singh
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2015 mein paper aise hon ge.
Q No1. Pakistan mein bijli kis shehar mein pai jati hai?
Q No2. Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota hai?
Q No3. petrol kin cheezon mein istamal hota hai?
Q No4. Khud khush hamla awar per note likhen.
Q No5. Namrood,firon aur zardari mein kia fark hai Misal de kar vazahat karen.
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Mos inocent & heart touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up...!
Baji mere gift to wapis kar dain...
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Jab meri koi call na aye,
Jab koi sms na aye,
Jab koi missed call b na aye,
To...
Samaj lena k..
Ap k dost ko 100 wale card ki zarorat hai!
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Chor 1 ghar mein chori karne gara,
Tijori par likha tha,,,
Tijori ko torne ki zarorat nahi
440 No. lagao aur samne wala red button dabao,,,
Tijori khul jayegi.
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Jese hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagai.
Jate waqt Chor malik se bola...
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Aaj mera insaniyat se Aaitabaar uth gaya.
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hon,,,
mujhe lene ka kab arahe ho?
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Husband: '15 din baad'
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