Funny SMS Page 8
Punjabi: jab main bara ho jaonga to jangi jahaz urraon ga
Maa: Mujhey kese pata chale ga k tum kis jahaz mein ho?
Pubjabi: jab main yahan se guzronga to bomb phenk donga.
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Dada: Puter ander se mere daant le aa
Pota: par dada g abhi tu roti nahi bani
Dada: O puter roti nahi khani samnay wali maai ko smile deni hai
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Glass toty to kya awaz ati hy?
Crsh
Nahi yaar
Ammi ki awaz ati hy
Tordo sab tordo
Kambakhton 1 b na chorna
Tumhary susraal waly ayengy to rooh afza loty mein pilaongi.
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Karachi University Road par
5 afraad ko na-maloom
Motor cycle sawaaron ne
salam kiya, 3 ne
jawab diya 2 k monh mein paan tha.
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Main ne pucha chaand se,
dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa haseen
Chaand ne kaha:
ek tou main tera nokar nahi
aur itni opar se kuch nazar aata bhi nahi
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Aik bcha park mein bench pe betha 1 k baad 1 toffee kha raha tha,
Paas betha 1 admi bola...
Jo ziada metha khate hein wo jaldi mar jate hein.
Boy: Aapko malum hay mere dada ki age 106 saalthi.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate honge.
Bcha: Nahi wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thay
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1 din aap ki lefe mein ek aisi larki ayegi jo apko bohut ziyada pyaar kregi Aapko pyaar se chahegi or Aapko Dher sari kiss kregi
Or kahegi
I
Love
You
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Papa
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Oye SMS parhnay walay
Teri to?
Teri to?
?
Teri to?
?
?
Teri to?
Teri to?
?
?
Bout yaad aa rahi hay.
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Agar
Tum say koe kahay k tum,
Smart ho,
Genius ho,
Attractive ho,
Tou...
To us k monh par zor say
"Thappar"
Maro aur kaho
Febrary mein
April fool
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Koi dost ho to tum jaisa
Koi chahnay wala ho to tum jaisa
Koi dil se pyara ho to tum jaisa
Pata nahi q sab mujhse yahi kehtay hein
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