Funny SMS Page 9
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End of love by an SMS
Pyary bashiray! Tera msg mila, parh k bohut dukh hua
Meri tarha to bhi mujhe pul ja bashiray
Ab main 2 bchon ki maa hon, tay kaaloo mochi ki ezat hoon
Dil pay itt rakh k mery bachon ka mama ban ja
Faqat,
Teri Sugraa
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I was cooking murga, when I added harra dhaniya in it,
Murga stand up & started dancing & singing....
Hum pe yeh kis ne harra rang dala
Maar dala, Maar dala
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Girl to sheikh: Mujhe apni breslet de do main isko dekh k tumhay yaad karun gi
Sheikh: Tum ye soch k mujhe yaad kar lena k main ne mangi thi usne nahi di.
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Golden Words
Acha Dost kitni dafa hi kyon na rooth jaye usay maan lena chahiye
Kyun K....
Wo begherat Saary raaz janta hai.
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End of Innocence
Chote bache ne darwaza khola or apne bhai ki girlfriend ko dekh kar masumiyat se bola.....
Ap roz bhai se milne aa jati hein kya aapka apna bhai nahi
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Suna hai
K
Khubsurat
cheezein dekhney se ...
Insan khud bhi khubsurat ho jaata hai
So,
Hamesha
Apnay
Pas
Meri tasveer rakha karo.
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Teacher: shalwar k nalay ko english mein kya kehtay hain?
Student: S.H.D
Teacher: is ka kya matlab hai?
Student: Shalwar Holding Device
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Agar raat ko koi chahat ki had karde
Or mohabbat se ap ki garden pe kiss karde
Or karwat bdalne par majboor karde
Tou yaqinan ye...
Machar hi hoga.
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Choose A Hand..
Left
Right
Then I will tell you K ap
Mere kaun sy hath sy chamaat khaenge
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*Jab bhi tumhari yaad ati hay...
*To dil mein ek awaz ati hay...
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*Jal tu jalal tu*
*Aai bala ko taal tu*
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