Funny Jokes SMS Page 5
1 Pagal dosre se me tumko itne zoor se thaper maronga k Multan jakar giro gey.
Dosra yar zara ahista se marna mujhe Hyderabad me kuch kaam hy.
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Aj kal ki duniya mein shareef mukhlis socha or piyara dost milna bohut mushkil hain
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Mein abhi tak heran hon
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Aap ne mujhe kese dhoond liya?
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I M Lamp
U R Light
I M Coke
U R Sprite
I M Saawan
U R Baadal
I M Normal
U R,
Also Normal
Kya yar?
Tm khud pr Hamesha shak Q karte ho?
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Aap ka SMS aye ga to hum roti khaen gy
Warna
Ghusey me
Aalo ka pratha
Or chiken plao
K baad Ice cream
kha k,
Pepsi p k
Bhokey so jaen gay
Magar
Rothi nahi khain gy.
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Machar ka bcha pehle baar ura jab wapas aaya to is k baap ne pocha:
urh k kesa laga?
Bacha: bohut maza aaya har koi mujhe dekh k tali baja raha tha.
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Line marne k bohut se tareeky hein junme se 3 mandarja zail hein...
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1. Pencil se.
2. Pen se..
3. Marker se...
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Rs 5
Rs 10
Rs 20
Rs 50
Rs 100
Rs 500
Rs 1000
Rs 5000
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Me barish kar dun paise ki....
j to ho jaey meri
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2 Pyaz
3 Lasan
50 Gm zeera
3 Pao Mirch
2 Spoon Namak
1 Cup Water
Or
Thora sa hara Danya
Pata hai hum kya bana rahey hain?
Apko bewaqoof
Aur
Wo b masala laga k
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Breaking News
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Pakistan cricket team ki shikast ki zimedari
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Tehreek-e-Taliban Ne Qabool karli hy
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"Always Smile"
Hanso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
khush raho!
Kya pata
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Kal mujh se larai ho jaye
Aur
Hasney k liye daant he na rahen
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