Funny SMS
" The world cannot end in 2012
because my cane of Pepsi expires in 2014...
(Think About It)
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Doctor 2 charsi:
Cigarette noshi insan ko Aahista Aahista maar deti hai
Charsi:
Tö theek hy na hamy könsí jaldi hai:-)
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Jab zindgi k kisi mor per koi rasta nazar na ae.
Aur jb kahen b koi apna nazar na ae to mere paas ajana.
mera 1 dost EYE Specialist hay usko Dikhayenge
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Aaj Main tum se dil ki baat karun to mind na karna
MAIN
TumSe
Bohat
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Py
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Pya
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Pyara Hoon
ufff..Jis se marzi pooch lo..
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Mene NAJOMI se pucha kMeri shaadi Q nahi ho rahi?
NAJUMI:Ab Qudrat ne teri qismat main dukh nahi likhe to main kya karon
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Sir: Btao khush fehmi kia hoti he?
Student:Sir peechay dekhen miss asma apko bula rahi hen.
Sir ny dekha to koi nahi tha.
Student:Yehi khush fehmi hoti he.
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Shadeed garmi me Bus stop pe log bus k intizar me kharre thy..
1 faqeer aya Sb se bheek li...Or Rikshaw me beth kr chala gya.
Geo to aese;-)
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A girl comes late to class.
Prof: why r u late?
Girl: Sir, ek larka mera pecha kar raha tha
Prof: To late Q ho gayi?
Girl: Kameena boht slow aa raha tha.
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Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kar kha rha tha...
Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??
prof: Hum maths k Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai :-)
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Take this Stress Test by answering these 2 questions:
1. Which mouse has 2 legs?.......
Mickey Mouse!
2. Which duck has 2 legs?...........
If ur answer is Donald Duck, u r under stress,
because all ducks have 2 legs..;-)So, please relax and enjoy life :-)
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