Funny Jokes SMS Page 4

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Husband & wife dono denner k liye gae to 1 larki ne hello kaha..
Wife: Kon thi ye?
Husband: Tum dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho?

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2

Husban wife se phn par: kya pakaya hay aaj khanay mein?
Wife gussey se: "Zeher"
Husband: Kha kar so jana, main dair se aaon ga.

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3

Teacher: kal tum school q nahi aye?
Student: Mujay bird flu ho gya tha
Teacher: ye to murgi ki bimari hy?
Student: Aap ne mujay insan chora hi kab?
Roz murga bana deti ho

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4

Hum gaye the un k ghar

kehna tha dil se dil mil lo

Unki ammi ne darwaza khola

Hum ghabra k bolay aunti

"Bachon ko polie k qatray pilwa lo"

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5

1 Pagal hath me cigrete chupa kar bola btao mere hath me kia hai?
2nd Pagal: Rail gari.
1st: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
2nd: Mene dhuwan nikalte dekha..

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6

Teacher: tumharay ghar mein sab se chota kon hai?
Student: meray abbu
Teacher: wo kyun?
Student: kyun k wo abi tak ammi k sath sotay hain.

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7

Bcha dukandar se: Uncle sageguard sabun hy?
Dukandar: G hy
Bcha: Hath dho k 1 kilo Cheeni dena.........

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8

Animals
ki khasusiat
Bandar: Banana khata hy
Dog: Wafadar hota hy

Plz
Aagy
mat
Parhna


Ruko

Mat parho



Gadha: Wohi karta hy jis kam sy mana kia jaye.

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9

Doctor ki shaadi Nurse se ho gai.

Dost ne doctor se pocha: Suna yar kaise life chal rahi hy?

Doctor: Yar kiya kahon jab tak sister na kahon sunti hi nahi

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10

Boy: Wts ur name?
Girl: Q btaon, main tumhy nahi janti...!
Boy: Na btaon main kon sa tumhy apni New HONDA car main bitha k 5 star resturant le jane wala tha..
Girl: Sobiya B.com 2nd year jannah college
College timing 8am se 1pm
wo samne wali gali me teesry ghar me rehti hon.

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