Funny SMS Page 11
A Dog Fell In Love With A Cat,
But...
Dog's parents refused cat!
Gues Why?
They gave a solid reason...
Larki to "Munchon" wali hay
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Ek larki ne apni nani se pocha,
Ishq
Pyaar
or
love
Kiya hai?
Nani ne hans kar jawab diya
Kuch nahi
It's fun to be young beti
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SECRETS OF SUCCESS
1. Kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lage gay.
2. Hamesha late class mein jao iss tarha har teacher tumhe yaad rakhe ga.
3. Ziada parhne se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
4. Kabhi test na do kyun k beizzti k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achay hain.
Dedicated to genius Students
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TUMHARA NAAM
Hawa pe likh
Wo bikhar gaya
Rep pe likha
Wo mit gaya
Pani pe likha
Wo beh gaya
Or
Jab
Dil pe likha
Tou
Heart attack hogaya
Plz change ur name
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It's Real
Agar aap kahinja rahay hain aur "kaala Billa"
Aap k agay se guzar jaye tou is ka matlab hay k
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"Kaala Billa" bhi kahin ja raha hay
No Tension
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Shukriya
Hay
Aqalman
or
sweet
wala
bhejne
Msg
Ye
or
hon
jahil
or
bewakoof
wala
parhne
Msg
ulta
main
k
hon
karta
iqrar
"Main"
Ab Neeche se upar ko parhen
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English Teacher: "One cute n young girl is walking on the road"
Change this into an exclamatory sentence
Student: Uff.....Itemm!
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Fazool hain wo loug, Jo apne lover ko MISS karte hain
Arey MISS karna hay tou "MACHRON" ko karo
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Jo apni jaan par khel kar tumhein KISS karte hain
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WelCome 2 My SmS Menu!
Funny sms k liye 1 dabain
Poetry k liye 2 dabain
Faraz k liye 3 dabain
Aur mujh se nijaat pane k liye
Plz
Apna gala dabain
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Jab kabhi toot k bikhro tou mujhe bhi yaad kar lena ....
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hon
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