Funny SMS Page 12
Jeevan k mushkil raston par kon apka saath dega?
Mummy/Papa
Nahi
Husband/Wife
Nahi
Brother/Sister
Nahi
Sirf aur Sirf
apki
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Chappal
(A message by BATA shoes)
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Just imagine for a while you'r a nice person...
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hahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahah
Lo Dasso
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Apna Future Jan'ne k Liey
Type Kijiye < apna name > < space > < apne lover ka name >
Or
Send kardein apne abu k number par...
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Lag pata jeye ga
Submitted By Muneer |
Ghareeb mareez: Dr. sahb mere paas paise nahi hain,
aap mera elaaj kar den tou kabhi aap k kaam aunga
Doctor: Kiya kaam karte ho?
Mareez: Qabar khodta hon.
Submitted By Muneer |
Do you know why there are gaps between fingers?
Because
Someone will come in your life, will hold your hand
&
Slowly say
"le Gold Leaf te maar soota"
Submitted By Muneer |
Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya
Kese.....?
Neeche dekho
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Bus
Aise hi
126 ho gaye
Submitted By Muneer |
Masoom Dhamki
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bachey ki aankh khul gae
Bacha bola: Mera school ka beg bhi le ja warna shour macha doon ga.
Submitted By Muneer |
Biwi ko thapar mar k shohar bola....
Aadmi usey marta hay jis se pyaar karta hay
Biwi shohar ko 2 thapar mar k boli ....
Aap kia samajhe k main aap se pyaar nahi karti
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Zindagi mein hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho
Kabhi kisi k dil se mat khelo
Q k
Dil 1 hee hota hay
Agar khelna hee hay tou
"Gurday" se khelo wo 2 hotay hain
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Ary Oo
Friendwa!
Ke$en ho?
So gai wa kia,
Hamaar se kono galti hui gava ka?
Tohar sMswa k darsan ko ik jamana beet gava
Torant ik duui sMswa bhej dio hamaar tuntuniya pe
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