Funny SMS Page 14
Ab main bohut sharif ho gaya hoon
1 larki k bohut qareeb ho gaya hoon
Ab sirf us k paas hi mere dil ki chaabi hay
Woh meri aakhri mohabat
Aur
Aap ki 38vi bhabi hay
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Boy: tum shadi k bad apne liye alag ghar tou nahi mango gi?
Girl: Ary nahi main aisi larki nahi, tum apni ammi ko alag ghar dila dena
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Dil ki baat kehne ka sub se behtar din kaunsa hota hay?
Guess?
Guess?
Simple 1st April
Agar baat ban gai tou cool
Warna keh do
April Fool
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Agar koi aap k paas aaye or kahey "Tum bewakoof ho"
Tou koi lamha zaya mat karna usko garden se pakarna or kehna
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Ye baat apny tak rakhna
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Ek baar jaan maang k tou dekho
Ek baar yaad kar k tou dekho
Ek baar lahu maang k tou dekho
Agar hum na ayen tou samaj lena
K
Hum soye huye hain or mobile silent par hay
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1 Baat hamesha yaad rakhna .....
2 chizen muqaddar walon ko milti hain
1: Samosey k saath ziada chatni
Or dosra
2: Dahi balay k saath paapri
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Ek pagal doosray paga se: Tum kis din paida huway?
Doosra pagal: Itwaar ko
Pehla pagal: Tum mujhe pagal bana rahay ho, Itwaar ko to chuti hoti hay
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Son: mom! papa bohut shareef hain
Mom: wo kese?
Son: jab bhi kisi larki ko dekhte hain foran ek aankh band kar lete hain
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Touching Story....
Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him, Boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days.
Stroms and rains came but the boy didn't moved. With the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him.
On 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him. With the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn't there she was worried. Then she found a paper on which it was written "Tere chakar mein teri hamsai set ho gai"
How touching na......?
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