Funny SMS Page 20
Life has so much to teach us..
One famous chinese poet said,,,
"Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shun una ping pingo ching"
Really touching na?
Mere tou aansoo aa gaye:-
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Why we don't study the whole year but only near the exams?
Because...
Saahil k sukoon se hamein inkaar nahi magar
Tufaano se kashti nikaalne ka maza hi aur hai
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Hi jaan__?
Kya haal hay jaan__?
Kahan ho jaan__?
Kab milogay jaan__?
Missing u jaan__?
Zyada khush mat ho
Har khali jaga mein "war" laga lena
Ok jaan__,
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Apna hath apne sir pe phairo!
1 bar phir phairo
Bobara phairo
chalo 1 bar phir
Ab tou yakeen ho gaya hoga k...
Gadhey k sir pe seengh nahi hotey!
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Maa: Beta america se mere liye jawaan hone ki dawai bhejna'
Bety ne america se capsol bhejy or kaha 1 se zyada nahi khana'
Jab beta america se wapes aaya tou dekhta ghar mein 1 khubsurat larki ghoom rahi hay
Beta: Tum kon ho?
Main teri maa hon'
Beta: Abba kahan hain?
Maa: unho ne 2 khaliye thay wo jhooly mein so rahay hain...!
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Girl's boudle meaning talk and their actual meaning:
Take care = Don't go
Shut up = Baatein karte raho
Pata nahi = jaanti hoon btaon gi nahi
Aapki marzi = Mujhe acha nahi laga
Jee nahi = Matlab aisa hi hay
Sochti hoon = Accepted (Manzoor hai)
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Teacher: Tell me names of 10 chemical elements?
Student: Oxygen, Chlorine, Florine, Noreen, Abmreen, Samreen, Nasreen, Afreen, Parveen & yasmeen:-
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Qaradad-e-pakistan 1940 mein manzoor huwi,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko azad huwy!
Kyon?
Kyun k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k...
Pathan kon rakhe ga or Sardar kon?
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Mujhe aap ki 10 aadatein achi lagti hein...
1. Aap khubsurat aur naik dil insaan hein,
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Baaqi mazaaq kal karein gay:-
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Main ne pucha chaand se....
Dekha hai kahin mery Dost sa Haseen?
Chaand ne kaha...
'Ek tou main tere baap ka nokar nahi,
Aur itni ooper se kuch nazar aata bhi nahi'.
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