Funny SMS Page 17
Ap Haseen!
Ap Nice!
Ap Great!
Ap Famous!
Ap Beatiful!
Ap Inteligent!
Ap Star!
Ap Stylish!
Ban saktay hain agar Naha lia Karen to....!
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Baap: Beta meri 1 nasihat hai...
Agar achi zindagi guzarna chahte ho to,
Kabhi shaadi nahi karna
Beta: Achi nasihat hai...
Main bhi apne bachon ko yehi nasihat karon ga
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Beta apni ammi se...
Ammi!
Mujhe dukh den
Tention den
Barbad kar den
Mere peeche bhoot laga den
Ammi ne kaha
Kambakht shortcut me bol na "BV Chahiye"
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Aapne mujhe dekha
Phir aap mere peeche aaye
Aate gaye
Aate gaye
Aate gaye
Aate hi rahe
Phir
Phir
Phir Kiya?
Phir mujhe 1 rupiya dena para aapko
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1 Admi k hath ki 6 ungliyan thi.
Sub log usey "AKBAR" kehtay thay
Soch kion?
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Kion k us ka naam AKBAR tha.
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3 Pagal bed pe so rahay thay...
Teeno ko jaga tang ho rahi thi...
1 Pagal bed se utar k neechay so gaya
2nd Pagal: Oye! Ab jaga ho gai hai upar aaja
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Humari kiya majaal k tere baray mein kuch kehtey
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Tera to character hi aisa hai k alfaaz saath nahi detay
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Ghareeb samajh kar humein sms karna chor diya us ne
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Kya ghareebon k mobile mein inbox nahi hota?
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Life is full of trials, sorrows, pain & difficulties...
Whenever you fall down, just stand up be confident and say
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Shukar hay kisi nay dekha nahi
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Ek waqt tha ap k msgs aise aate thay
Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol rakhi huwi hay
Aur tum se msgs karwa raha hay
Magar ab lagta hay
Goli maardi
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