Funny SMS Page 15
Dimaagh tou set hay tumhara zara soch samajh k msg kia karo
Ye Msg sub ko send karo aur dekho kitno ka reply ata hay
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Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hay k kuch aisa ho jaye
Paperz hon magar result na aaye
Classiz hon magar teacherz na aayen
Bus mein bethein university na aaye
Picnic par jayen magar wapis na aayen
Gaari chalayen magar petrol na dalwayen
Kabhi kabhi parhein magar paas ho jayen
Haftay mein 4 din hon tak-k sunday jaldi jaldi aaye
Sub dost treat dete rahain or hamari baari kabhi na aaye
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Bivi shoher se : ghar mein mehmaan arahein hain or ghar mein daal k ilawa kuch nahi hay
Lehaza jab mehmaan aajaen to tum kitchen mein ja kar 1 bartan girana, Main pochon to kehna Qorma gir gaya! Phir doosra bartan gira dena or kehna Biryaani gir gai to main kahon gi 'chalo daal hi le aao'
Mehmaano k aane k baad shoher kitchen mein gaya or bartan girne ki awaz aai ...
Bivi kiya howa?
Shoher: "Begum daal gir gai"
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Dr: tabiat kesi hy ab?
Mariz: pehle se ziada kharab hy
Dr: dawai khali thi?
Mariz: khali nahi thi bhari hui thi
Dr: I mean dawa le li thi?
Mariz: gi aap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Dr: bewakoof dawai peeli thi?
Mariz: Nahi g dawai neeli thi
Dr: abhay gadhay dawai ko pee lia tha?
Mariz: Nahin g peeliya to mujhe tha
Dr: Ullu k pathay! dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
Mariz: Nahi aap ne hi to kaha tha k fridge mein rakhna
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Wife: Tum ne kabhi socha hay k meri shaadi kisi aur se ho jati tou kya hota?
Husband: Nahi main ne kabhi kisi ka bura nahi socha
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2 bchay jungle mein potty kar rahe thay, achank shair agaya
1st: chutu tu dar tou nahi raha?
2nd: nahi main nahi darta
1st: Tou phir apni dho meri kyon dho raha hay?
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Dost k peeche mat bhago
Agar bhagna hay tou dost ki girlfriend k peeche bhago
Dost jhak mar k tumhare peeche ayega
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Ways to impress a Girl
Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her
How to impress a Boy?
Jus smile
Gameover!
Oye kamino koi standard banao apna
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Aqwal-a-zareen
Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari girlfriend ne tumhein kitna romantic sMs bheja hay
Hamesha yeh socho usse kis ne bheja hoga
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Main yeh sim off kar raha hon, Es pe mujhe bohat calls aur sms aa rahe hein
Log tang karte hain pochte hain k....
Aapki khoobsurti ka raaz kiya hay
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