Funny SMS Page 13
You need Heart
Ye dil ap ka hua
You need Friend
Mujh se dosti karoge
You need Joy
Dhoom machale Dhoom
You need Help
Main hon na
You need Balance
Hum apke hain kon?
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Teacher: Batao wo kon c cheez hy jo tum roz dekh to sakte ho par torr nahi sakte?
Student: miss apka mounh
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Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mom ko likha: Bache ko nehla k bheja karen
Mom ne Note parhne k baad likha: Bache ko parhaya karen, soongha na karen
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"Nafsiyaat ka practical"
Professor ne 1 larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf larki rakhi
Larka foran cake ki taraf lapka
Doosri baar cake badal k roti rakhi
Tou larka roti ki taraf lapka
Youn baar baar food item badalnay par larka har baar khanay ki taraf bhaga
Professor: Bus saabit huwa k bhook hi sab se bari taqat hay
Last row se ek student bola: Sir ye is behen hay
Ek baar larki bhi badal k dhek len
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NEW OFFER...!!
Call rates ab aqal k hisab se hongy
Jitni kam aqal
Utnay kam call rates
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Mobbarak Ho...!
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Aap ki tou calls he FREE ho gai
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~ Classic SmS ~
Ye SmS abhi apne chaar friendz ko send karo
Agar wo ap ko wapis SmS karain
Tou samajh jain
K
Tum bhi farigh tumhare Dost bhi farigh
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1 Bacha school se rota hua ghar aya
Maa ne pocha: Betha q ro rahe ho?
Boy: sir ne aaj mujhe bohut mara
Maa: Sir ne q mara?
Boy: Sir mere dost ko daant rahe thay tou main ne dost ko tasali di
Maa: Tum ne kiya kaha?
Boy: Jo kuttey bhonkte hain wo kabhi kaat'tey nahi
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I like three things in my life
1. Biryani
2. Coca cola
3. You
Reason: Biryani 4 eating
Coke 4 drinking
and You
Sohneyo bartan kon dhoyega
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Koshish karein k wo SmS send karein jo mujhe pasand ho
Ab aap meri pasand pochen gay?
Tou mujhe Easy Load wale SmS bohut pasand hain
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Btao wo kon si jaga hai jahan ameer shakhs bhi pyala le k khara hota hay?
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Nahi Pata?
Chalo main batata hon
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Gol Gappy wale k pas
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