Funny SMS Page 18
(Ghazal)
Ghar se bhaag gae hai.
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Apple
Narial
Orange
Papeeta
Straw berry
All fruits are tasty
But they are nothing in comparison to you.
Tumhari baat hi kuch aur hay
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Cheeeeeeekoo
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Agar aap mein talent hay
Aitmaad hay
Kuch kar dikhana chahtey hain
Tou apna time zaya na karein
Aaj hi join karo
"Lucky Irani Circus"
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Wife gana gaa rahi thi....
Husban: jub tum gaati ho tou lagta hay indra gandhi ga rahi ho
Wife: lekin usay tou gana hi nahi aata tha.
Husband: Te anni diye tenu kera anda ae.
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Student school mein gagha le k aaya,
Miss: ye gadha kyon laaye ho?
Student: Miss ap hi tou kehti hain k main ne baray baray gadho ko insaan banaya hay,
Tou main ne socha is ki life ban jaye gi.
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Little Poem For You
Birds Miss U
Lions Miss U
Elephant Miss U
Monkies Miss U
&
They Say To U
Where Are U?
Come Back To Zoo
Zoo Is Not Zoo
Without U.........!
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Apko meri kon si aadat zehar lagti hay?
Jis pe apka mera moonh torne ko dil karta hay....?
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Reply karne wala apni buri halat ka khud zimmedaar hoga.
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Boy: jaan mere saath chalo gi?
Girl: kahan?
Boy: jahan tum kaho wahan,
Girl: Hmmmm ok, PC chalte hain.
Boy: Qasam se baaji aap se tou mazak karna bhi azaab hay.
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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life....
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Biwi
Bcoz
There is always a better model in neighbourhood.
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Bivi: Kyun na hum apni shaadi ki saalgirah per 1 bakra zibah karen?
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hay saza us ghareeb ko kyun doon?
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