Funny SMS Page 16
Apni pasand ka number choose karein.
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Uthna balance mere number pe easyload karwa dain.
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Tawajjo farmaiye
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Tawajjo farmanay ka shukria
Ab aaram farmayen
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"3" Things that should not be asked
1. A man's salary
2. A girl's age
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3. Paper kaisa huwa
"It realy hurts"
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Larke wale: humein lari pasand hay shaadi kab karni hay?
Larki wale: Abhi tou larki parh rahi hay
Larke wale: Hamara betha konsa kaka hay jo kitabein phaar dega
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Ye watan hamara hay
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Tum ho khuwah makhuwah is mein
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Jo mujhe abhi sms na kare wo...
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Thori dair baad karde koi masla nahi
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Ek dushman ki 100 buri baaten dard nahi deti
Par
Ek sachay dost ki Khaamoshi 100 aansu de jati hay
Isliye
Bak Bak karty raha karo sukoon rehta hay
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Jab se humari dosti hui hai
Mujhe ehsaas hua hai k
Aapki qeemat lakhon mein hai
Agar bura na maane to
Aapko bech k Corolla kharid loon?
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Father: Beta main is saal tujhay exams k baad bike lazmi lay kar doon ga chaahay tum paas ho ya fail....
Son: kia! waqai?
Father: Haan bilkul
Pass hua tou Honda college janay k liye
Or
Fail hua to Yamaha doodh bechnay k liye.
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Kuch is liye bhi Doston se raabta main rakhta hoon
Jo milta hay kehta hay yaar
Bottle Te Piyaa
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