Funny SMS Page 21
2 lover park mein bethay chips kha rahe thay aankhon mein aankhen daal k...
Girl sharma k: Aap itne ghaur se kiya dekh rahe ho?
Boy: "Thora thora kha Bhooki"
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Bohut dil karta hay
Tum se milny ko
Daikhny ko
Batain karny ko
Tang karny ko
Magar ye stupid 'Gate keeper' kehta hay
"Aaj zoo band hay"
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Purani kahawat hai k sotay waqt koi tension le k nahi sona chahiye...
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Phir bhi log apni biwi k saath so jate hain?
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(Ghazal)
Yaar light chali gai
Warna Ghazal tou
Ghazab ki thi
Ok next time...
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Rangeen ho tum,
Rangon se bhi ziyada
Smart ho tum,
Doston se ziyada
zaheen ho tum
Mujh se bhi ziyada
Agar aisa sochte ho
Tou?
Bewaqoof ho tum
Had se bhi ziyada
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Bura lage ya bhala lage,
Ghusa karo ya na karo,
Main ne neeche saaf saaf likh diya hai
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Saaf Saaf
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Hi..Cute,Sweet,Stylish,Charming & Most Handsome Person!
How are You?
Khush ho gaye na!
Ab nikal lo!
Mujhe dosron ko bhi pagal banana hay:-
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SALLAM
Agar apka sMs
Package hay tou
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Mera Bhi Hay...:-
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Wife: Janu, kash ap MSG hotey, main apko save karti, jab chahey parhti.
Husband: Kanjoos save hi karkey rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti....!
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Aik charsi qabristan mein chars pee raha tha...
Police aa gai, tou charsi ne chars chupa diya
Police: kia kar rahe ho?
Charsi: Kuch nahi apne walid k liye dua kar raha hoon
Police: ye tou kisi bachay ka qabar hai?
Charsi: Mera walid sahb bachpan mein mar gaya tha....!
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