Funny SMS Page 24
Biwi:
Suniye G! Aap Ka Dost Ghalat Larki Se Shadi Kar Raha Hy..
Aap Usey Roktey Kiun Nahi?
Shoher:
Main Kiun Rokon?
Us Ne Mujhe Roka Tha Kiya...
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Wife...
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai..
Meri Shaadi Kisi Or Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota?
Husband...
Main Ne Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha:-
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Sirf 2 Log Muqadar Wale Hote Hain...
1. Wo Jinhe Pyaar Milta Hai
"Or"
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2. Wo Jin Ka Kharboza Meetha Nikalta Hai:-
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Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow! Pehle Kion Nahi Btaya?
Boy: Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala
Jab Break Nahi Lag Rahey:-
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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His His Exam Paper
And Wrote "Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The PaperChecker Sent Him Rs 81 Back
And Wrote "U Got 19 Marks, Keep The Change"
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Patient to Doctor:
Main Susu Subha 6 Bajay Karta Hoon
Aur Poti 7 Bajay
Doctor:
Ye Tou Koi Bemari Nahi Aap Theek Thaak Hain.
Patient:
Aankh 8 Bajay Khulti Hai:-
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If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture
If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration
If I Was An Author,
You Would Be My Story
But I'm
Only A Cartoonist:-
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Height Of Common Sense..
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamakti Hai,
To Humko Roshni Pehle
Aur Awaz Baad Mein Kion Aati Hai?
Student:
Kion K Humari Aankhein Aage Hein
Aur Kaan Peeche!
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The Best & Amazing Part Of Life...
When Your Parents Say:
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Parhna Tey tu Hain Nai,
Chal Hun Tere Wasty Koi Rishta Lab Laiye
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Teacher = Jawani Aur Burhape Mein Farq Batao?
Student = Jawani Mein Mobile Mein Haseeno K
Aur Burhape Mein Kakeemo K Numbers Hotay Hain.
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