Funny SMS Page 25
Cutest Letter By A Little Kid:
Dear Maths!
Please Grow Up & Solve Your Problems.
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Uss Ne Saamne Baith Kar,
Bohat Ghamgeen Lehjy Mein Kaha...
Agar Tum Mujhe Isi TArah Ignor Karte RAhay,
To Dekhna Ik Din Main Tumhen Chorr K Chali Jaon Gi.
Main Ne Muskura kar Us Ki Aankhon Mein Dekha
Aur Dheeray Se Kaha,
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"Nikal Shabaash"
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Faqeer:
Allah K Naam Pe Kuch De Do,
Warna! Mujhe Wo Khofnaak Kaam Karna Parega...
Jis K Khayal Se Hi Main Kaanp Jata Hoon
Aadmi:
Konsa Kaam?
Faqeer:
'Mehnat Mazdoori'
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What is the Difference Between...
A Wife And A Terrorist?
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You Can Negotiate With A Terrorist:-
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Larki Ka Baap Larki Se:
Jisey Tum Pasand Karti Ho
Us K Paas Bangla, Car, Jaidaad Hai?
Larki:
Toba Hai Sub Mard Aik Jese Hote Hain
Wo Bhi Aap K Baare Mein Yehi Poch Raha Tha
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Masjid Mein Joota Utaarte Wakt
Aur
Kisi Ko Miscall Maarte Wakt
Ek Hi Dar Rehta Hai...?
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Koi "Chuk" Hi Na Laway:-
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Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe
Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe
Or
Phir gardan pe
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Kiss
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Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!
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Girl:
Jab Bhi Tum Ko Fone Karo Tum Shave Kar Rahey Hotay Ho
Tum Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy:
30 Se 40
Girl:
Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main Naaei Hoon:-
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Khoon Se Likh Diya Her Diwaar Pe Us Ka Naam,
Or Phir Torr Di Her Diwaar Jis Pe Likha Tha Us Ka Naam
Kyun?
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SPELLINGz Ghalat Thay...
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Golden Words
"Kisi Ki Taraf Dosti Ka Haath Itni Jaldi Na Barhao,
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Ho Sakta Hai Us Ne Washroom Se Aa Kar Haath Hi Na Dhoye Hon."
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