Funny SMS 26

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Mujhe Aap Ki 10 Aadatain Achi Lagti Hain...
1. Aap Khubsurat Aur Naik Dil Insaan hain.
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Baaqi Mazaaq Kal Karain Gay:-

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Love Inspires Envy
Envy Endangers Spite
Spite Spawns Fallacies
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'Neechay Tou Aisay Dekh Rahe Ho
Jese Opar Ka Sab Samajh Aa Gaya'

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Our Friendship Means Alot To Me.
If We The Last Two People On A Sinking Ship
And We Have Only One Life Jacket.

I Will....
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Miss You Yaar ::

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Wife;
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Mujhe Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hay

Husban;
1 Baar Dekh Leney Do,
Phir Khud Parde Lagwa Lega:-

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Child :Abu Mujhe motercycle le kr dein?
Baap:Allah Ne 2 Tangain kis lyea di Hain?
Child:Ek Gear Laganey k lyea Or Doosri Brake lagane k liyea..

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Husband:tumhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aa gaya hon,,,
is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon
wife:1 black sari to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehon ge?

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Father:"Na-Laiq! parosi ki larki ko dekhowo first aai hai.
Son:"Aur kitna dekhun papa!usi ko to dekh dekh k fail hua hun. :-)

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Pagal chini se: Tum American ho?
Chini: Nahi mein Chini hon
Pagal ne phir pucha:Tum American ho?
Chini: Nahiiii... mein Chini hon
Pagal: Nahi Tum American ho
Chini guse se: han han mein American hon
Pagal: Shakal se to Chini lagty ho..

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Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
"Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.
"1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
"Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.":-)

Submitted By Muneer

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Wo konsa essa saanp hai jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .

Nai pata ?
Bilkul nai ?
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Ludo wala SAANP hahaha :-)

Submitted By Muneer

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