Funny SMS 29

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Bv: Shaadi sey pehle to tum meray liye pyar bare sher kehte they!
Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hai
Bv: Phir b 'JÄÁÑ' koi sher keh do!
Husband: Lo sunö Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaey mujh par Wahin hojawon me dafan:-

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2

Wife: Main tumhari yaad main 15 din main aadhi mar gai hoon...
mujhe lene kab a rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din baad ;-)

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3

Din BeMaza,,,
Ratain BeSur,,,
Har Pal Be-chaini,,,
Mai ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai...
DIL ne kaha "NA BACHAY RESULT ke jhATkE hain..

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4

"ACCHI BIWI" aur 'BHOOT' aik jaise hotey hain..!
Kyun k, in ki Baatein to sub kartay hain., per Aaj Tak Dekha kisi ne Nahin....:-D

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5

JUTT apni an-parrh BV se: chal Honey moon pr chalty hain.
Wife: Nahi muje kaprrey dhoney hain, tussi Ammi nu ley jao..!

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6

Waldain se barh k is duniya main kuch nahi hai,
so,Jaldi se shadi kar k waldain ban jayen..
"Rishta wohi soch nayi" :-)

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7

Dear! Aaj Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge,
Tum "Jigar" Mango Woh b Denge,
"Eyes" Mango Wohb Denge!----
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Q K Aaj Hum ne........MURGHAA zibah kiya hai.

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8

Wada karo

Tum Apni Ik Ik Baat
Mujh Se Share Karogay

Apni Wafa
Dosti
Dukh
Sukh
Khushi
Gham
Aur
..
..
Apna
..
Balance Bhi

"Wada Karo"

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9

Teacher: BINA RUKE BATAAO, abhishak bachan ki bivi ka naam?
Qutub Meenar Kahan Hai?
Gangaa Nadi ki Raftar kya Hai?
Murgi kya Deti Hai?
Student: Aishwariy rai Dehli Mai 140KM/Hour ki Raftaar Se Andey Deti hai

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10

Kharedar: Mene suna hy ke is Ghar me Jin bhot or rohen ati hen?
Malik Makan:Pata nahi bhai Muje khud maray huey 8 sal ho gaye hain

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