Funny SMS 31

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1

Girl: Iss blue pen ki kia price hai?
Dukandar: Rs 500/-
Girl: uff!
Aur golden ki..?
Dukandar: 2 baar uff uff...

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2

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay
Service center waly khud call kar k pochein
Pakki baat hai?
Bhaijna hai k sending fail kardein

Submitted By Muneer

3

I LOVE TO WALK IN FOG,

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE THAT I AM SMOKING...

(Lala Charsi)

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4

Shohar apni biwi se:
Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfen ae jaan-e-tamana!

Khuda ki qasam agli baar khaanay mein baal aaya tou

Sajni se Gajni bana donga

Submitted By Muneer

5

*"DIL"*
Kerta hai har pathar pe likhon *I MISS YOU*
Aur wo saray pathar apko maron
Taaky apko ehsas ho k apki yadein kitna dard deti hain.

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6

Kia aap switzerland jana chahte hain?
Aur
Wahan jakar 5 star hotel mein stay karna chahte hain?
than
visit kijiye ga hamari website
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www.beta-apni-oqat-mein-raho.com

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7

Jab koi baat bigar jae
Jab koi mushkil barh jae
Toh
.
Toh
.
Hont Guma...
Seeti baja
Seeti baja k bol...
Bhaiya...
:
ALL IS WELL

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8

3 gadhay zoo se farar ho gaye


1 TV dekh raha hai,


2 Football khel raha hai,


3rd


Nahi aap nahi,
Hamesha aisa hi q sochte ho?

Wo mil nahi raha

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9

Teacher: Shadi k waqt "dulha" ko ghore par q bithaya jata hai?

Student: Last warning di jati hai k...

Abhi b waqt hai beta bhaag jaa

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10

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the,
khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sab wahin bethe rahe..
3 din guzer gae koi na bola, na khana khaya.
1 din teeno behosh hogae...
Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain...
Unka janaza parhaya or dafan karne k liye qabrstan le gae...
Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k "oye me zinda hon"
Baki dono bole "Ja fir namak le k aa"

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