Funny SMS 36

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Teacher: Tell ohm's law?
Student: I dont know full, I just know last part of it..
Teacher: Ok. Tell that only.
Student:
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This is called ohm's law... =P

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2
Kamzoor dil walay yeah msg na parhein na amal karein.
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"DOST"
500 ka balance tou dalwa do.

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3
Teacher: Bacho past present Or future tenses ki koi misal do.
Jese k, Main khubsurt thi, Khubsurt hoon Khubsurt rahun gi
BaCHA: Apko wehm tha, Wehm ha, or wehm rahy ga

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4
1 Aadmi: Samose wale se:
o bhai apke samose me se larki ka baal nikla hai,
Samose Wala:
Abay to kya 6 rupe me pori larki nikle gi:?

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5
Boy:
Apne Ghar Walo'n Ko Chor Diya Tere Liye,
Sab Se Rishta Tor Diya Tere Liye,
Tu Ne Aaj Tak Kia Kiya Mere Liye?
Girl:
Munni Badnaam Hui Darling Tere Liye:-

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6
1 Charsi Bhang Bana Raha Tha,
1 Admi bola:
Yaar Dunya Chaan Par Pahunch Gari,,
Aur Tum Abhi Tak Bhang Bana Rahay Ho..
Charsi:
Main Bhi Ye Pee K Bas Nikalnay Wala Hoo'n.

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7
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 Bajay Shru Hota Hai,
Phir Dair Kion Ki?
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Kid: Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen,
Log Shak Karte Hein...

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8
A Fantastic Signboard on Highways
For Encouraging Slow Driving
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"Mr Late"
is always bettern than...
"Late Mr"

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5 Bachon Ki Maa Teesri Shadi Kar Rahi Thi...
Nikah K Waqt Chota Bacha Ronay Laga
Or Dulha Dar K Bhaag Gaya...
Kion....???
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Kion K Maa Boli:
Chup Ho Ja,
Warna Agli Dafa Saath Nahi Laon Gi:-

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10
King Of Centuries,
Beloved Of My Father,
Support For My Mother's Heart,
My Brother Is Sit On A Horse...
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Samajh Aayi?
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Nahi?
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Don't Worry
English Samajhna Har Kisi K Bus Ki Baat Nahi
Aap K Liye Punjabi Version...
Desan Da Raja Mera Babul Da Pyara
Ambri De Dil Da Sahara
Ni Veer Mera Ghori Charhera:-

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