Funny SMS 33
1 good news 1 bad news,,,,
Good news:::ITWAR Bazar mein 1 KILO "AALOO" k sath NOKiA N95 Free,,,,,,,,
Bad news:::1 KILO "AALOO"Rs 39,999/=only..
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:Mareez: Dil k opration k bad muje dance aur paisa acha lagne laga hai,,,
Kya main jawan ho gaya hon?
Dr: Nahi tumhe jo dil lagaya hai wo khusry ka hai..:-P;-)
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Once a Journalist Asked Meera,
What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answered:
=Waisay Toh Mujhay Chicken Roll Pasand Hai Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon...
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Chohe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori,
chuha bola aa gori khele aankh macholi,
billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli...
"I HATE LUV STORYS"
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How to grow up a baby to make it... absolutely honest, lovable, respecting, truthful, and an extremely intelligent kid?
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Ask my Parents!
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Hi Sweet Heart
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Doing Nothing
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Then Make a Place
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For me in your Heart
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I may come there any time
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You's faithfully...
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"Heart Attack"
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Doctor implants a new ear to man..
Man: You fraud! you gave me a woman's ear,
Doctor: It makes no difference..
Man: It does, now I hear everything but understand nothing:-
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Difference between Friend & Wife...
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You can tell your Friend,
"You are my best Friend"
But,
Do you have courage to tell your Wife
"You are my best Wife" ?
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A girl asks her mom:
I want some fresh air, can I go for a walk?
Mom: Alright,
but ask your fresh air to drop you home before 9 PM:-
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Do you remember your childhood?
When you went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper...
Uncle how much cost of that monkey?
And shopkeeper reply:
That is a mirror my child:-
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