Funny SMS 35
Child 2 da sales Girl in a sweets shop: Ms, will u marry me when I grow up?
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Girl smiled & said: yes
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Child: Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate...!
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"A Mother makes her son "Gentle" in 20 years,,
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"A Wife makes him "Mental" in just 20 minutes"
Moral: Enjoy unmarried life boy!
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Whenever U Feel Sad,
See Urself In Mirror & Say
"I M So Cute"
U Will Smile Automatically!
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But, Don't Make It Habbit
Bcoz Lie Leads To Hell:
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In India:
Father: Beta Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua?
Son: Pita G
Wesay Tou Bohat Acha Hua Hai,
Lekin Ek Sawal bohat Mushkil Tha
Aur Mujh Se Nahi Hua...
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Father: Konsa Beta?
Son: Kis Nay Kaha Tha...
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K Gandhi Hamare Bappu Hein...?
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Moral: India Mein Pepsi Pay..
5 Rupay Kam Karny Ka Koi Rola Nahi Hai:-
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TEACHER: Tum late Q aye?
STUDENT: Ghar may ami abu ki larai ho rahi thi.
TEACHER: Wahan tumhra kya kam?
STUDENT:Mera 1 juta ami k pas or 2sra abu k pas tha:
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Ek dost apny friend say:
Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho?
Dost:To kiya hua...?
Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hay.
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I have a confession to make ever since I met u
its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting
GHOST.........!! GHOST............ !!
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World's smallest resignation letter
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"Dear Sir,
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aaaakh thoo.
Thank You
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Man at medical store: "I need poison!"
Chemist: "I can't sell u that until u have prescription.
"Man showed his Nikaah Nama.
Chemist: "Oh..! Ok." yeh lo..
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Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabi den college function hay,
Dad: Q?
Son:10 lakh ki car me jaon ga rob parega
Dad: Ye lo 10 rupay 48 lakh ki bus me jao ziada rob parega.
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