Funny SMS 37
Son:
Papa! Kiya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Hein?
Father:
Nahi Beta, Kion?
Son:
Tou Phir Ye Aap
Itni KhofNaak Mummy
Kahan Se Layen Hein..?
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Agar Aap Ko Koi Anjaan Parsel Mile!
Tou Usey Na Kholeyn!
Usmey Meri Photo Ho Sakti Hai
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Aur Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi
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Aapko Mera Diwana Bana Sakti Hai:-
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!!Height of Tension!!
You take blade and write your lover's name on your arm
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& make a speling mistake
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She Came..
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I Ignored Her
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She Smiled
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I Kept Quiet,
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She Began To Speak
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I Didn't Listen,
And Then...
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She Began To Leave
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I Realized The Loss
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Shouted With Pain
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Miss...!
Meri Attendance Reh Gai:-
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Munna bhai: Yaar sirkit apun ko ek nurse se pyaar hogeya hai
Usko letter mein kya likhun?
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Sirkit: Bindas likhne ka
'Sister I Love You'
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Tumhara,
Munna Bhai
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Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Faqir: Roti dedo
Admi: Tamatar Khao
Faqir: Tamatar He q khaon?
ADMI ki Wife: Abay ye Totla Hy Keh raha Hy 'KAMA kar khao'!
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Teacher: Tumhari zaat kya hai?
Student: Pehlay hum Butt thay..
Phir Jutt huwey..
Phir Rana ho gaye..
Ab hain darzi..
Aagey Ammi ki marzi.
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SUNA HAI AaP Ki Muskhurat Pe Har Koi MARTA HAY
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Zara time nikal k ao na Ek Chooha marwana hai...!
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4 stages of marriage:-)
"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"
"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"
"MAD AT EACH OTHER"
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"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER... !
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox
But I can't send you all of them
It will take alot of time
So I am sending you just one joke...
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'U R so SwEEt'
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