Funny SMS 39
Agar Aapko Afsoos Hai K
Aapki Life Mein Aapka Interzaar
Karne Wala Koi Nahi Hai...
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Tou Ek Kaam Karen,
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30 Mint K Liye Bathroom Mein
Ja Kar Beth Jayen
Koi Na Koi Bahir Interzaar Zaroor Karega:-
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Most Heart Touching Line In The World...
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"Msg Sending Failed Due To Insufficient Balance
Plz Recharge Ur Acount & Try Again"
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{ Types Of Kiss }
~A Blessed Kiss Iz On Head
~A Sweet Kiss Iz On Cheeks
~A Passionate Kiss Iz On Lips
~A Romantic Kiss Iz On Neck
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But
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~The Hotest Kiss Iz On
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"ISTIRI"
Try It
It's Really Hot !!
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'Short But MeaningFul'
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Teacher: Beta, Tumhare Abbu Kia Karte Hein?
Pappu: Jo Ammi Kehti Hein.
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Moral: "Run Mureed"
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1st Pagal: Main Aksar Khuwab Dekhta Hoon
K Mera 1 Paon Zamin Par Or Dosra Aasman Par Hai...
2nd Pagal: Is Tarah K Khuwab Na Dekha Kar
'Shalwar Phat Jaegi'
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Wife:
Aji Sunte Ho, Paros Waly Ahmad Sahab KI Beti Ko
Maths Mein 99 Marks Milen Hein.
Husband:
Arey Wah, Par 1 Mark Kahan Gaya?
Wife:
Wo Hamara Beta Laya Hai.
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Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness
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Kuch samjh aayi ?
Nahi!
To Phir samjho
"Kala shah kala Mara kala ha dildar Goryan nu dafa karo"
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When someone touches u
& u don't feel it, its ignorancé.
When someone touches u
& u feel it. Its love..
And
When nobody touches u & u feel it.Its "kharish"...:)
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True Fact:
Waqt Par Adat Na Badli To Wo Zarurat-E-Life ban Jati Hai
Or
Agar waqt par Girl Freind Na badli To Wo Kambakht WiFe ban Jati hai ;-)
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One of my sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hun, tum bhi kho jao,
English translation
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"...I am lost, U also Get lost..."
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