Funny SMS 34

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Aik larki raat ko akelay sarak par ja rahi thi aur...
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Apnay ghar pohonch gayei,
Ap preshan na hon

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2

Bomb blast mein 2afraad halaak ho gaye,
Marnay k bad b un ki ungliyaan hilti rahein,
Investigation se pata chala k dono k pas Telenor Djuice tha.

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3

Aik marasi ka bacha school mein dakhil hua
Teacher: 2 ka pahara sunao
Bacha: Pehlay monitor se kaho k nika nika dhol maray

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4

Yaar
Ye dekh












Kisi ne bilkul khaali msg bheja hy..
Ye b koi insaniyat hy?

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5

Teacher: Wo konsa department hy jis me orat kam nahi kar sakti?
Student: Fire Brigade
Teacher: Q?
Student: Auraton ka kaam Aag lgana hy Aag ko bujhana nahi.

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6

Mother to doctor on phone: Mere bchay ko current laga hy main kiya karon?
doctor: Aap 2 nafal shukranay k ada krain
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Aap ki taraf light hy?

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Teacher: Bacho btao Pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe painka tha aur india ne usy pencil bana dya us ka nam kya hy?
Students: Adnan Sami

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8

Boy: Yaar larki ko I Love You kehny ki sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
Dost: Daat darbaar
Boy: Kyun?
Dost: Kyun k wahan larkion ne chappal nahi pehni hoti

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9

1 bcha 1 ghar ki bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,
1 Baba g ny us ki madad ki aur pocha beta or kuch kam?
Bacha bola: bs baba ab bhag

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10

Murga to Murgi: I love u jaan main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon
Murgi: hay Allah sachi?
Muga: haan
Murgi: chal phir aaj anda to de

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