Funny SMS Page 10
3 Bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne ....
3 Bachon wale shohar se shaadi ki...
Shaadi k baad dono k 3 bachay peda ho gaye
1 din bachon ki zabardast larai hue
Wife ney shohar ko fone kiya.....
Jaldi ghar ajayen Aap k bachay aur mere bachay mil k hamarey bachon ko maar rahen hain.
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*Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre*
1. Science se gira arts me atka
2. Fail hote ko practicals ka sahara
3. Degree le k aag me daal
4. 3rd Division paas, ghar ka na ghaat ka
5. Dost wo jo Imtihaan me cheating karaye
6. Likhna na jane qalam mera
7. Qadar kho deta roz ka university jana
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Golden Words From Riksha Book
No lait No wait
Zid na kar sohniyan, Gujar te ap bara zidi ay
Qismat azma chuka hun,
Muqaddar azma raha hun,
Kisi be-wafa ki kathir,
riksha chala raha hon
Sawari labay na labay
Speed ek so nabay
Jis ne maa ko staya
us ne riksha chalaya
Lag gei te rozi
Na lagi te roza
Maa ki dua, Jannat ki hawa
Baap ki dua, ja betha riksha chala
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Dil chahta hay k is dunya mein jo sub sey khubsurat hay usay jaan sey maar doon
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Par
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Kya
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Karon?
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Khud kushi bhi to haraam hay.
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Girl apne boy friend se
Main maa ban'ny wali hon
Boy: Naheeeeeeeeeee
Girl: Sun to le tere baap ne mujhe propose kia hay.
Main teri maa ban'ny wali hon.
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Sach batana"
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Jawab sirf
Haan
Ya
Naa
Mein dena hay
Aapke liye sawal...
Kiya Aap k ghar wale jante hain k aap pagal ho?
Answer yes/no
Reply must
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Boy to Girl: Mujh se shaadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Lekin kyon?
Girl: Ghar waley nahi maney ge
Boy: Ghar mein kon kon hein?
Girl: 1 Husband 6 bachay.
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Give one English word for ....
"Apne kiye pe pani pher daina"
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.....?
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Nahi pata na?
...."Flush"....
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//////Eid//////
///Mubarik////
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Is mein preshaani wali kiya baat hay?
Mera SMS jis ko mil jata hay samho uski to Eid ho jati hay.
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Lazy Wife: 1 glass pani de do,
Husband: khud uth k pi lo,
Wife: de do na,
Husband: ab manga to thapar maronga
Wife: thapar marne aao gay to pani lete aana
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